Greg is somebody who sleeps with your mom and gives you illegal fireworks. He cannot be there when your dad is home. Greg is a cool guy that you and your mom like but your dad doesn’t.
Person: Hey, Greg came by my house yesterday! He gave me some firecrackers! Person: Does your dad know?
by Anounymoose December 29, 2021
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Greg is everyone

Greg is you and me
Greg in your family and friends

Greg is your dog

We are all greg
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A dolt who likes to question Nick.
Kolton: Hmm, I'm not so sure Nick.
Nick: Don't be such a Greg.
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I wish I could be like Greg, he's a fucking legend
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the name i have now adopted since being inducted into Danny Gonzalez's youtube family
i am now Greg
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An owl like man who prowls the streets wearing a tweed jacket, joggers and CAT boots. Is often found lusting over bald headed men and eating Kofta.
That guy is creeping me out, he is a bit of a Greg.
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