Greg is somebody who sleeps with your mom and gives you illegal fireworks. He cannot be there when your dad is home. Greg is a cool guy that you and your mom like but your dad doesn’t.
Person: Hey, Greg came by my house yesterday! He gave me some firecrackers! Person: Does your dad know?
by Anounymoose December 29, 2021
by DickSlinger38 August 13, 2020
by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020
An owl like man who prowls the streets wearing a tweed jacket, joggers and CAT boots. Is often found lusting over bald headed men and eating Kofta.
by Hairy boiled sweet. December 21, 2018