A weekly event where male apes seek out fat chicks for carnal pleasures.
Fat Chick Friday can be competitive; each ape hunts for the most disgusting fat chick beastie to be slain on a trundle bed.
Fat Chick Friday tends to result in a mix of hilarious tales of triumphs and sorrows. It is growing in popularity nation-wide in the U.S. Some countries cannot celebrate the holiday due to lack of fat chicks.
Note: The trundle bed is not the only proper place to slay these beasties. Get creative.
Fat Chick Friday can be competitive; each ape hunts for the most disgusting fat chick beastie to be slain on a trundle bed.
Fat Chick Friday tends to result in a mix of hilarious tales of triumphs and sorrows. It is growing in popularity nation-wide in the U.S. Some countries cannot celebrate the holiday due to lack of fat chicks.
Note: The trundle bed is not the only proper place to slay these beasties. Get creative.
Ape 1: "It's Fat Chick Friday!"
Ape 2: "FCF baby!"
Ape 3: "Once a fat chick gets a piece of meat, she won't let go!"
Ape 4: "I got one right now...Gitouttahere!"
Ape 2: "FCF baby!"
Ape 3: "Once a fat chick gets a piece of meat, she won't let go!"
Ape 4: "I got one right now...Gitouttahere!"
by HungryEyesforFatChicks July 4, 2011
Pizza that usually has fresh mozzarella, copious tomatoes, broccoli, and anything else that's healthy. It is so named because it's what fat girls order every time in an attempt to show who ever they're with that they're healthy and they should not be so fat.
(ironically this pizza will have more calories than plain)
(ironically this pizza will have more calories than plain)
by noggerino April 29, 2011
A felony crime called rape. Whenever someone is held against their will, humiliated, debased and dehumanized, that is rape. The women held against her will was convinced under false pretenses by the man. She felt safe enough that the man honored and respected her, but when the truth is revealed that he was cruely dishonering her, the women tries to escape and is held AGAINST HER WILL for however long the felon can manage. The truth here is that the ugly behavior of any one participating in executing this crime is far uglier than having excess pounds.
They commited fat chick rodeo on an innocint victim, and so they were imprisoned for a long, long time.
by Earth citizen June 2, 2010
When (mostly) fat girls do not style or maintain their long hair properly. They just get out of the shower, comb it, and let it "air dry". It then looks nappy, greasy, frizzy, and disgusting for the rest of the day. This is not a one time deal, this is their constant look.
Stacey: "What is up with your Sister in laws hair?! Does she know what a blow dryer is?"
Kelli: "No! She has fat chick hair..and she thinks it looks good!"
Kelli: "No! She has fat chick hair..and she thinks it looks good!"
by Trinityzzr6 January 23, 2009
guy 1: Dude, your sister would be so hot if she could just lose some goddamn weight. She's a total tragic fat chick.
guy 2: fuck u
guy 2: fuck u
by ttocsa July 6, 2011
An ugly nerd wants all of the hot girls to follow after him, even though, because of his seemingly undesirable disposition, it's never going to happen. He is a "Fat chick with confidence".
by Paul000 July 31, 2006
Smashing Fat Chicks: to smash a chick of at least double the male counterpart's weight (obviously, more is preferable). The skankier, the smellier, the hairier the trick, the better. Also, must be willing to roll out on a moment's notice.
Smashing Fat Chicks: "Trick, you better be willing to let me smash your skank-ass-hairy-smelly-trick-bitch booty before we roll out to do some ass-to-mouth while I drive your bitch-ass to the salon so you can trick up your fat 'do."
by hookedonfonics January 14, 2010