Two females of small stature in the proffession of life saving that, when intoxicated, ruin the lives of the public population. Drunken hurricanes are known to achieve the ultimate state of drunkness and run rampant through the downtown area of Colorado Springs. These said drunken hurricanes have been known to break inanimate objects and cause injury to otherwise healthy people. These hurricanes wreck house, and prior to anyones knowledge, disappear to the next bar.
Dude, where did Michelle and Lacey go?! They broke a bunch of shit, bruised my sternum, and bit my nipple! They showed up... wrecked house.... then left! They were like effin drunken hurricanes!!!!
by japirish December 29, 2010
when you drunkenly fondle parts of partners/friends/strangers body that you would otherwise not if sober (and enjoy it not because you want them, but simply because alcohol has made you horny and antsy)
OR or allow partners/friends/strangers to fondle you after atleast one party has consumed a mass amount of alcohol.
OR or allow partners/friends/strangers to fondle you after atleast one party has consumed a mass amount of alcohol.
friend1: oh no! i think i rubbed bob's man parts last night
friend2: it's ok, drunken fondles between friends are great!
bob: damn straight they are.
friend2: it's ok, drunken fondles between friends are great!
bob: damn straight they are.
by hellosally June 5, 2006
by Team Maniche April 17, 2007
A twist on the houdini caused by intoxication. When having doggy style sex, just prior to climax the guy pulls out and then proceeds to cum on the girls back so that she turns around and then he spits right in her eye.
Tim: I wanted to pull the houdini on Amy last night, but I was so drunk I accidently spit in her face instead of blasting her there with my man gravy.
Chris: Oh, so instead you pulled off a drunken houdini
Chris: Oh, so instead you pulled off a drunken houdini
by LordBlumpkin July 29, 2010
Those uneven hooks in bathroom stalls (usually girls restrooms) that look like octopi trying to start a fight.
Girl1- were did you hang your purse when you went to the restroom
Girl2-oh just on the “Drunken Octopus”
Girl2-oh just on the “Drunken Octopus”
by raptorjack180 January 20, 2020
Where everyone at the karaoke bar thinks they are the best damn singer in the world, only to realize the following day and reviewing the videos their friends take of them that they are not.
by streetrat18201 April 16, 2010
Considered as classifying ethics for Western philosophy, Aristotle proposed a system to which one could live a happy life. However, he wrote while sober. Ethics done while inebriated clouds good judgment, thus confounding the possibility for a happy life. The genesis for this typically takes place in bars late in the evening.
Nathan: Man, all that Jagermiester hit me so hard last night I took home my best friend's daughter. It was her 18th birthday last night, you know...
Daren: Man, you totally pulled a drunken Aristotle! That sucks!
Nathan: I know! I can't wait to drink again so it seems OK.
Daren: Man, you totally pulled a drunken Aristotle! That sucks!
Nathan: I know! I can't wait to drink again so it seems OK.
by Lance Greatthrust March 25, 2010