A MMORPG type game made by Blizzard intended to frustate players into addiction. The game provides a friendly online environment where people curse, annoy, scam and beg each other all for the sake of items. The goal of the game is to level characters and equip them with skillful items, which help kill monsters faster for more items which in turn provides more characters with abilities acquire better items. Gameplay usually results in prolong periods without food, sleep or trips to the bathroom. Can be attributed to social, behavioral and academial problems. Players who quit out of boredom usually suffer relapse after rest.
hardcore diablo 2 player: OMG!!1 i just found a perfect gf!@#
non diablo 2 player: huh? really she hooked up with you??
hardcore diablo 2 player: huh? wtf?
non diablo 2 player: that hot chic from the gym?
hardcore diablo 2 player: uh.. nvm
non diablo 2 player: ??

(gf is an acrynom for grandfather, a rare sword in the game)
by I-I0I30 October 25, 2005
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A highly addictive MMORPG with no monthly cost. The poor man's game.
The Korean spake in jibberish for hours so I passed him an soj on the ground. He was happy.
by larstait October 12, 2003
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The act of entering a Taco Bell restaurant, only to obtain a packet or two of Diablo Hot Sauce and subsequently entering the restroom, applying the Diablo to one's penis akin to the application of lotion, and proceeding to masturbate with the Hot Sauce to the point of ejaculation. Acceptable, but not recommended, for the female sex.
Man, have you tried the Diablo challenge yet? I'll never fap normally again!
by Diablow January 21, 2018
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a game that i got addicted to and played till 8 in the moring till 9 at night. untill i broke out of its addicting spell and snapped the cd.
break the diablo 2 addicting spell bye snappi8ng the disc.
by sound_chaos May 2, 2005
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A spanish word for "fighting chicken with those claws," as told by Ricky Bobby in /Talladega Nights/.
No more Shake 'N Bake. You're the Magic Man. I'm El Diablo.
by S T S August 8, 2006
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Diablo 2 is a Blizzard Classic. It is an online computer game that was released in 2000. It gained it's popularity in 2001 when the Expansion version was released. Although it is an M rated game, 95% of those who play it are middle schoolers whose ages range from 11 to 15.

There are 5 character classes (7 if you own the expansion) and 4 different Acts (5 if you own the expansion). In each act there are 6 quests (excluding the 4th which only has 3). The objective of the game is to complete each quest in each act (some optional, some mandatory) and to increase your level as high as you possibly can. The maximum level limit is 99 and can only be obtained by gaining an absurd amount of expierence by slaying demons in each of the 5 acts. But during your quest to level your character(s)you must also find items to become more powerful. Helm, Armour, Weapon, Shield, Belt, Boot, Glove, 2xRings, and Amulet are the various different forms of items you can find for your character. There are different classifications of items. Common(white) , Magic(blue), Rare(Yellow)and Unique(Gold). Each item holds different abilities than can increase your characters power. Once you complete all 5 acts, you can duel other players (which you can do so at any time past level 9, but you are usually best suited after completing the game an containing a fine amount of Power and Skill) to compete to be the best. Or you can simply create a seperate character and start all over.

Diablo 2 is known to be an addictive game because with every victory against other players you are pushed further and further into your desire. The desire to be the best in the game. There are millions of players and several young teens all over the world playing non-stop to increase their characters powers as high as they can go.

Although it's not the same craze as it was 3-5 years ago, Diablo 2 is still one of the strongest running and most popular Blizzard games along with Warcraft. It is a game that most kids usually quit and outgrow once they reach High School. Some of the players on d2 are vicious and will do whatever it takes to be the best even if it resorts to hacking.

I quit playing Diablo 2 because the players are childish assholes.

Once you get into Highschool, you mature (hopefully) and d2 becomes a thing of the past for you.

But to those still caught in the craze, I have but one piece of advice:
NEVER GIVE YOUR PASSWORD TO A SINGLE SOUL NO MATTER HOW FRIENDLY THEY ARE OR NO MATTER WHAT THEY PROMISE YOU! IF YOU DESIRE TO SHARE YOUR ACCOUNT, ONLY SHARE IT WITH A VERY VERY CLOSE FRIEND THAT YOU SEE OFTEN IN SCHOOL OR OTHER PLACES, SO THAT IF THEY DO STEAL YOUR ACCOUNT, YOU CAN FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A NICE AND PROPER ASS-WHOOPING.

Happy leveling :) ... and Good Luck ;)
by Former bnetter March 19, 2006
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caribbean slang used to describe a situation out of the ordinary

spanish term for damn, or wow
diablo loco tu viste eso?

"damn/wow did you see that"
by don yo December 13, 2007
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