cottaging giggins

a cottager who loves to take it up the giggins

james banks whos email address is [e-mail] is a great big cottaging giggins

by mr bear bummer December 14, 2004

cottage grove

A very naughty sexual act depicted on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.

Joe: You look like hell, did you pull another all nighter?
Keith: Cindy and I tried out that Cottage Grove thing.
Joe: Woah, what was that like?
Keith: Holy fuck man. Holy fuck.

by I suck at thinking of these... September 18, 2010

Cottage Cheesing

Cottage Cheesing is when you suck off an old guy and then spit the cum into a jar, let it harden, then chisel it out and smoke it. Then as your smoking it, it runs down your throat giving you a warm sensation throughout your entire body. It is called "cottage cheese" Because as it's settling in the jar it resembles cottage cheese.

Guy #1: Hey man, want to go cottage cheesing?

Guy #2: Sure I know where a bunch of old guys hang out, it's a great spot!

Guy #1: Awesome! I'm starting to run out of cum!

Guy #2: Ya me too!

by MarkLP May 11, 2010

Cottage Pie

As a female is pleasuring a male via oral sex she inserts her middle and ring finger into his anus. She then deep throats the male and at the moment of deep throat the male ejaculates into the females throat, she then proceeds to vomit over the males genitalia (prior to this the female ate carrots potatoes peas and gravy). As this is occurring the female pulls out the middle and ring finger out of the males anus only to allow a spurt of diarrhoea to cover the females hand, she then draws a moustache onto the males face using his faeces.

If your not nice to my mother I'm going to cottage pie you.

Oh fuck because i stayed out and didn't tell her my wife cottage pied me.

My mum made me cottage pie last night and it made me cry.

by The Naked Chef August 16, 2009

Cottage Cheese

A replacement for the word cellulite, usually used to secretly talk about a girls cellulite behind her back. The root of the nickname stems from the texture of food itself.

Tyler- "HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THAT" (pointing at ugly chick)
Alex- "SHIIITTTEEE girls gotta nasty ass case of cottage cheese!"
Tyler- "True that mang, true dat"
Alex- "Wait we're white........."
Tyler- "Shit....."

by Alex "The Judge" October 7, 2010

spring cottage

The spirit of a pine tree that now serves as the ghost and protector of walkway shoveling. It is said that the pine tree was once a mortal tree and then became an Inside Christmas tree when it was put into a Christmas tree stand, but after seeing it's family shovel snow and being thrown into a dumpster to chill with the Ninja turtles it was reincarnated into the magical ghost of walkway shoveling, that sprouts new branches for arms and helps shovel people's walkways and has pizza with the Ninja turtles.

That dude outside is being a spring cottage with that shovel.

by jatgm1 March 8, 2018

Rose Cottage

The euphemisms “Rose Cottage” and “Rainbow's End” are sometimes used in British hospitals to enable discussions about death in front of patients. The name Rose Cottage was adopted so that announcements concerning the morgue can be made over the tannoy without upsetting anyone

Tannoy announcer: "Can a hospital porter please go to bed 10 on Ward B. Cyril Jarvis needs to be taken to Rose Cottage, thank you."

by pauly coconuts September 5, 2020