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Coomer

A guy that is open to everyone about how he is addicted to masturbating to pornography, whether if he is ashamed or not of doing such. Usually these guys end up doing something stupid like: Filming himself masturbating on Snapchat. Then after such an event their life goes in a downward spiral because they are widely known as "that kid".

These guys can be somewhat annoying because they have misogynistic tendencies due to the objectification of women via pornography. Good chance they have erectile dysfunction so they overcompensate by acting aggressive. Complaining how "depressed" they are when its because of the PMO habit that they refuse to change.
I was acquainted with a Coomer that filmed himself masturbating and the video went viral which caused him to get extremely bullied and breakdown mentally. He then started turning into this racist misogynist overtime.
by idl1 November 15, 2025
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Coomer

Someone who is addicted to pornography and excessively masturbates.
Yo Jeff It got out that bill is a massive Coomer! He started humping the pillow on the school camp!
by Half As Funny February 27, 2023
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Simpy coomer

A word to describe just the simplest coomer ever. Like just dripping coom juice over all dem girls
Boy the sexlord Andrew Hotskin sure is the ultimate simpy coomer to ever coom
by Coomlord69 June 26, 2020
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Coomer

Porn Addicts that lack basic motor functions, morals, and humanity.
They will deny the addiction

They will lie
They will make excuses

They will start using big words to make themselves sound smart.
Zack can’t go for more than 2 days without watching porn, he must be a coomer. I caught him jacking off to something very weird when I got home……..
by MushroomPixels September 3, 2023
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Gootch Coomer

"Man TC has a real Gootch Coomer but Dan has a Hola Hoop"
by 6liykulyyuilyluik December 31, 2021
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Karnataka coomers

Karnatak Coomers is a real threat he grooms teenagers under the ruse of shitposting. Hhe pretends to be a girl to garner attention and trust from the lonely teenagers of samaj.

But In reality Hhe is 23 year old MBA student. I know because He DMed in my alt account and asked for my pictures. Never share your pictures with him. He uses them as blackmail to make you his "little pogchamp".

He shitposts about borderline problematic topics to normalize them. I remember when a kid only 15 years old reached out saying that, KC has ruined his life. He deleted discord to get away from him but he talks to me on insta and tells me how he has severe anxiety about it still.

STAY AWAY FROM KARNATAK COOMERS!
Karnataka Coomers : I like young boys
by samaaj khan December 22, 2021
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Coomer

Not to be confused with gooner.

Coomers are people who participate in the act of cooming but are ashamed and hide it.
Person 1: I found some questionable images on your laptop; are you a coomer by any chance?
Person 2: Uhh
by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024
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