Simpy coomer

A word to describe just the simplest coomer ever. Like just dripping coom juice over all dem girls

Boy the sexlord Andrew Hotskin sure is the ultimate simpy coomer to ever coom

by Coomlord69 June 26, 2020

Coomer de les

A Man, or woman who gets sexual pleasure from a woman, or women having intercourse with another woman, or women (99% of them are bisexual)

Dude I asked Slaskin if I could brow his phone, and the first thing that popped up on his browser was two woman kissing each other he's one of those coomer de les!

by Slaskinateher July 25, 2023

based coomer

Something that doesn't exist.

Bob: Jeff look I found this nazi hentai stash on this discord server, I'm such a based coomer!
Jeff: Bobby, you have a porn addiction, you are not based.

by pulica_franaru December 8, 2023

Coomer

Someone who is addicted to pornography and excessively masturbates.

Yo Jeff It got out that bill is a massive Coomer! He started humping the pillow on the school camp!

by Half As Funny February 27, 2023

Big Coomer

Associated with the KKK, this definition is an insult to an adult black male, whoever uses this word is the absolute scum of this earth.

"Hey, did you hear that? That racist called him a Big Coomer, piece of shit"

by ChadDaRad May 22, 2020

Coomer

Coomer is person who is obsessed with pornographic material; someone who is excessively masturbating; discussing their kinks and fetishes with other people on internet/sharing their opinions on degenerate topics(sometimes even arguing about it); has a parasocial relationship towards nsfw streamers (In most cases, sexually frustrated teens/adults obsessing over a woman on internet); someone who has a bad social life, with
the mind coming up with intrusive thoughts in form of sexual scenarios or something similar to it; using porn and masturbation as a coping mechanism to escape/don't face their problems; someone who doesn't give a shit anymore and gave up on their life

I just saw people on internet discussing their kinks and writing a whole ass roleplay of them doing "you know what" to someone, under a nsfw post. Bunch of degenerate coomers

by suddo September 3, 2023

Coomer

Not to be confused with gooner.

Coomers are people who participate in the act of cooming but are ashamed and hide it.

Person 1: I found some questionable images on your laptop; are you a coomer by any chance?
Person 2: Uhh

by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024