Commie

What people become after they listen to the stronk glorious soviet anthem

Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина—сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!

Congratulation, you're a commie now

by Сhester_The_Мolester September 13, 2018

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Someone who wants everyone to do the same thing. Opposed to a nazi, which is someone who tries to dictate or enforce grammatical rules or a backseat driver, kitchen nazi, wardrobe nazi, etc.

Stalin: Now let's all go on the teacup ride.
Rommel: You're such a commie!

by madmaxxx March 18, 2005

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A communist
In reality a communist is a person who believes in other humans. Unlike capitalism that promotes competition and from there stepping on others.

A person who favors a classless society( the opposite of very rich and the rest working like slaves which is what we have today)
A communist believes in equality for all and justice unlike other ideologies that promote hate and are racist.

Look he is a commie, what a great person

by Mr. Super right March 16, 2019

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any 1 that fucks with america, americas enemys, aka muslim terrorist muslim

darious: those fuckin commis killed that kid

tom: im gonna givin to those bithces!

commi: AAAAAAHHHH MOTHERLAND!

darious tom:(bang bang pop)

by tom beotch! November 28, 2006

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Holy shit are there a lot of them... That is fucking hilarious!

Hym "Boy oh boy, am I glad we won the Cold War! Otherwise there would be a bunch of commies infesting our institutions! Convincing an entire

generation of our population that communism is a good thing. That shit would have been wild! 30% of our population would identify as imaginary made up genders and blatantly ignore objective reality.All of the social media outlets would be ran and operated by these commies and they would almost exclusively control how we disseminate information.

It wouldn't be hard for them to usurp our government from there. All they'd have to do is find a way to guarantee an election victory by exploiting the fact that only half the population actually votes to determine who is going to be the president. Which would be easy to do because the people who don't vote wouldn't know that someone else cast a ballot in their name (assuming that you found a way to convince people that voting in person was dangerous and made so that people casting votes no longer had to verify their identity). And then they could just institute a bunch of Kafkaesque/Orwellian bureaucracies to maintain control even when their party was no longer in power. That way voting them out wouldn't even work because they could just try again in 4 years (because they never have to stop trying). It would be kind of like this gangstalking thing I'm always on about. Except in Macrocosm. They could just be incessant about it and keep on doing it until they get the desired outcome. And there wouldn't be any evidence because they just don't ever have to admit they're doing it and can keep doing it until all of the people who believe that it's happening are dead. Man... I'm glad that's not happening... Unless they're going to make me their king. In which case, I'm going to need a giant Xerxes throne made of gold and would be very glad that it's happening. Commie King Xerxes... Yeaaaahh...."

by Hym Iam May 18, 2022

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