Definitely not a smoking brisket served up with a dose of chilli sauce, smoke and mirrors.
Simon’s chilli con carne was an ineligible entry into the chilli competition. His dishonestly was a stain on the integrity of chilli cooks across the globe.
by Chilli Kingmaker August 15, 2022
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What the ob soccer team catches from shafag. A very rare STD only recieved from Shafehs.
Oh shit he got batir tu carne from shafag?
by Nickyboyblack October 12, 2018
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A pubey virgin faggot who will die when he is 40 lonely as fuck never touching a woman. Kid can not drink and is a wicked nerd 🤓. YOU DONT WANT TO BE THIS KID
Oh that was a marco carnes (talking about a kid who couldnt have a conversation with a girl so he made ridiculous noises and ran away)
by Mr. Secrets January 26, 2019
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Taking a firey sweaty massive poop after eating chili con carne.
Person1: hey mate gotta take a crap
Person 2: didnt you just eat chili con carne?
Person 1: yeah i did!
Person 2: quick go do your caca con carne before you do chili con carne con pants!
by poowacko May 1, 2016
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Having 0 kills in a first person shooter. In particular R6S.
Oh boy, I just had an absolute Carns!!
by DetectiveFrench June 1, 2023
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Alternative proper noun, created solely for:

Timothée Hal Chalamet (youngest ever Oscar nominee, Best Actor, and all round beautiful person).

So delicious a specimen is he, you'd think he'd made a pact with the devil, dang it.
"Timmy Con Carne? (sighs in exasperation), what I wouldn't give for just one taste"

Timmy Con Carne? Hubba hubba! Gading! Gading! Gading! Whoop! Woop!
Chalamet! Chalamet! Chalamet!

Timmy Con Carne? Yummy a.f. mate! I'll have 10 portions.
by @natty_bom_batty November 15, 2021
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