A fuckin whore who thinks that any stripper with a lot of money can make it in the music industry. Well, Britney, guess wut? Your fuckin WRONG!!! Any fans of hers have surely been hypnotized, because any self-respecting music fan wouldn't give her songs a chance.
Little kid: "Britney Spears is my idol!"
Mother: "What have you been smokin'? Go listen to some proper music!"
Mother: "What have you been smokin'? Go listen to some proper music!"
by blogger_08 January 16, 2006
Some cuntish poser pop star whore that
1) Promotes bad things like alcoholism, smoking, and all other negative influences to young preppy girls.
2) Can't sing for shit because she lip sings and doesn't even write her own lyrics.
3) Got married for FIFTY FIVE FUCKING HOURS! Jesus, I could hold a relationship better than that!
1) Promotes bad things like alcoholism, smoking, and all other negative influences to young preppy girls.
2) Can't sing for shit because she lip sings and doesn't even write her own lyrics.
3) Got married for FIFTY FIVE FUCKING HOURS! Jesus, I could hold a relationship better than that!
by A2P August 28, 2005
Okay almost every definition about Britney Spears is bad. Sure she's not perfect, but you can't honestly say as a kid growing up in the 90's and the early 2000's that your hitclip wasn't full of Britney Spears songs. Now alot of her music sucks, but i bet you all remember Stronger and Baby One More Time.
by dontmindbritney November 5, 2011
Where to start.. she probably lip-sings which would answer why her voice sounds different in public than when she's singing. She's basically a puppet, or a plastic doll. She doesn't even know Canada is NOT across seas from the U.S. How dumb can you get? Let's not forget she doesn't write her own lyrics, which if she did then they'd probably be worse, if they can get any worse. All Brit does is dance and show off her body, she doesn't sing or anything.
Things that make her fake.
1. She has had surgery on her nose.
2. Her breasts are fake too.
3. Her singing is fake.
4. Even her hair color is fake. YES PEOPLE, she's not blonde! And there's pictures of her childhood to prove it. She's a DUMB Brunette!
1. She has had surgery on her nose.
2. Her breasts are fake too.
3. Her singing is fake.
4. Even her hair color is fake. YES PEOPLE, she's not blonde! And there's pictures of her childhood to prove it. She's a DUMB Brunette!
by DominiqueM.B. March 3, 2005
a once upon a time...she was an innocently pretty blonde bimbo girl who rivalled the likes of Christina Aguliera and Jessica Simpson but turned whore-ish due to media scrutiny and pressure.
Initially had claimed christianity as sole religion, yet sang songs about sex, claimed to be virgin and infamously stated the "no sex before marriage" phrase, yet lost her virginity to Fred Durst.
Went crazy, married Kevin Federline, suprised the world by staying by his dysfunctional side for 2 years before the world realised after the divorce she was in fact the dysfunctional one.
Went more crazy
Shaved her head, 666. worshipped satan. Banged the sides of vans with broken umbrellas.
Crazy ass White bitch...
Initially had claimed christianity as sole religion, yet sang songs about sex, claimed to be virgin and infamously stated the "no sex before marriage" phrase, yet lost her virginity to Fred Durst.
Went crazy, married Kevin Federline, suprised the world by staying by his dysfunctional side for 2 years before the world realised after the divorce she was in fact the dysfunctional one.
Went more crazy
Shaved her head, 666. worshipped satan. Banged the sides of vans with broken umbrellas.
Crazy ass White bitch...
Girl: Yo` i wanna get famous!! tell me how!
Me: Do a Britney Spears, shave it all off and bang the side of a van with a broken umbrella =D
Me: Do a Britney Spears, shave it all off and bang the side of a van with a broken umbrella =D
by B-anna May 30, 2007
The princess of pop, she is one of the greatest artists out there. a strong beautiful intelligent human being. she is an awesome person with feelings and everyone should leave her the fuck alone!
by Stephanie Riester March 21, 2007
A good way to become famous on Internet by crying under a blanket wearing make-up, probably in a closet.
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