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12 definitions by blogger_08

The judge on American Idol who makes the show worth watching. He always breaks it to the contestants who can't sing that they suck, and always has something extremely critical to say. He's why the show's such a success; his critiques are actually pretty funny when u think about it.
In Season 5, after giving an (overweight) woman a golden ticket, Simon Cowell remarked "I hope they made the stage bigger this year." At first, this might seem really harsh. But when you think about it, he's actually really funny!
by blogger_08 January 19, 2006
An AMAZING artist, probably best known for his song So Sick.
Did you hear Ne-yo on the radio yesterday? His debut album is coming out on February 28.
by blogger_08 February 10, 2006
Goin to a mall and blowin all ur money on everythin u can get ur hands on... Especially the essentials like clothes, jewelry, and makeup.
Girl: I won a $2,000 shopping spree at TNA! I'm headin there rite now, wanna come?
Friend: Hell, ya! Let's move.
by blogger_08 January 16, 2006
A very popular song by Eminem, which can be found in his latest album: Curtain Call.
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
The soul’s escaping, through this hole that it’s gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin, but superstardom’s close to post mortar
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows us all over these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he’s know as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He’s grown farther from home, he’s no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water His bosses don’t want him
no mo, he’s cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it’s old potna, but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da
by blogger_08 January 17, 2006
When someone gets really drunk, like where they start slurring and can't walk straight.
Drunk guy: ulookhotttt...wannafuckwithme?
Girl: Fuck off! I dont do it with guys who are pissed.
by blogger_08 January 16, 2006
The very current couple otherwise known as Tom Cruise and (formerly) Katie Holmes. These two were in the spotlight for most of '05, during which they met, became a couple, and got engaged. They are now expecting "TomKittens", and will be married either in the summer or fall of '06.
TomKat were recently visiting Kate's parents, but left 3 days early due to some issues between Tom and Kate's father.
by blogger_08 January 15, 2006
The best city in the world!!! New York is home to several very famous tourist attractions, among them the Statue of Liberty and the Empire State Building. The Big City is one of the fashion capitals of the world, and no wonder, what with fifth avenue. Some of their really great stores include Barney's, Saks Fifth Avenue, and Sephora. NYC is also a celebrity hot spot, with tons of awesome clubs, where celebrities like MK & A hang out. There's no doubt about it: NEW YORK ROX!!!
I'm going shopping at the original Saks, in New York City!
by blogger_08 January 16, 2006