blogger_08's definitions

Family Guy

A hilarious cartoon comedy; definetely not for the children. Stewie, the baby genius, is my personal favourite. I lmfao every time i watch this show... i highly recomend it to anyone who enjoys rude comedies.

Did you watch Family Guy last nite? Wasn't Stewie HILARIOUS?!

by blogger_08 January 21, 2006

pissed

When someone gets really drunk, like where they start slurring and can't walk straight.

Drunk guy: ulookhotttt...wannafuckwithme?
Girl: Fuck off! I dont do it with guys who are pissed.

by blogger_08 January 21, 2006

Britney Spears

A fuckin whore who thinks that any stripper with a lot of money can make it in the music industry. Well, Britney, guess wut? Your fuckin WRONG!!! Any fans of hers have surely been hypnotized, because any self-respecting music fan wouldn't give her songs a chance.

Little kid: "Britney Spears is my idol!"
Mother: "What have you been smokin'? Go listen to some proper music!"

by blogger_08 January 22, 2006

Simon Cowell

The judge on American Idol who makes the show worth watching. He always breaks it to the contestants who can't sing that they suck, and always has something extremely critical to say. He's why the show's such a success; his critiques are actually pretty funny when u think about it.

In Season 5, after giving an (overweight) woman a golden ticket, Simon Cowell remarked "I hope they made the stage bigger this year." At first, this might seem really harsh. But when you think about it, he's actually really funny!

by blogger_08 January 20, 2006

cell phone

One of the best inventions ever. For you dimwits who've been living under a rock for the past 10 years, a cell phone is a miniature phone that you can carry around with you, and features text messaging, a shorter version of email. As I was saying, an awesome invention. I don't kno wut i'd do w/out mine...

I'll text you on my cell phone on the way.

by blogger_08 January 22, 2006

shopping spree

Goin to a mall and blowin all ur money on everythin u can get ur hands on... Especially the essentials like clothes, jewelry, and makeup.

Girl: I won a $2,000 shopping spree at TNA! I'm headin there rite now, wanna come?
Friend: Hell, ya! Let's move.

by blogger_08 January 17, 2006

stupid

1. Someone who is completely clueless and pathetic. This would be the perfect way to describe those guys in cartoons that go around salivating and saying, "duuuuuuhhhhhhh..."

2. Someone who isn't intelligent, like people who flunk school in grade one.

3. Something that is pointless and lame, like school, for instance.

1. "Look at that guy who keeps tripping over his own feet. He's SO STUPID!"

2. "I heard that Myrtle flunked out of grade one! That's why she's always unemployed; she's really stupid."

3. Uggghhh... School starts in a week. School is SO STUPID!

by blogger_08 January 22, 2006