One of the best inventions ever. For you dimwits who've been living under a rock for the past 10 years, a cell phone is a miniature phone that you can carry around with you, and features text messaging, a shorter version of email. As I was saying, an awesome invention. I don't kno wut i'd do w/out mine...
by blogger_08 January 22, 2006

by blogger_08 April 9, 2006

The best city in the world!!! New York is home to several very famous tourist attractions, among them the Statue of Liberty and the Empire State Building. The Big City is one of the fashion capitals of the world, and no wonder, what with fifth avenue. Some of their really great stores include Barney's, Saks Fifth Avenue, and Sephora. NYC is also a celebrity hot spot, with tons of awesome clubs, where celebrities like MK & A hang out. There's no doubt about it: NEW YORK ROX!!!
by blogger_08 January 21, 2006

The judge on American Idol who makes the show worth watching. He always breaks it to the contestants who can't sing that they suck, and always has something extremely critical to say. He's why the show's such a success; his critiques are actually pretty funny when u think about it.
In Season 5, after giving an (overweight) woman a golden ticket, Simon Cowell remarked "I hope they made the stage bigger this year." At first, this might seem really harsh. But when you think about it, he's actually really funny!
by blogger_08 January 20, 2006

One of Eminem's most famous songs, which is strange because it's not one of his best songs at all, compared to other ones like Lose Yourself and Mockingbird. If you're looking for a really good song by Slim Shady to download, I recommend: Mockingbird, Lose Yourself, The Way I Am, or When I'm Gone.
by blogger_08 April 9, 2006

A fuckin whore who thinks that any stripper with a lot of money can make it in the music industry. Well, Britney, guess wut? Your fuckin WRONG!!! Any fans of hers have surely been hypnotized, because any self-respecting music fan wouldn't give her songs a chance.
Little kid: "Britney Spears is my idol!"
Mother: "What have you been smokin'? Go listen to some proper music!"
Mother: "What have you been smokin'? Go listen to some proper music!"
by blogger_08 January 22, 2006

The very current couple otherwise known as Tom Cruise and (formerly) Katie Holmes. These two were in the spotlight for most of '05, during which they met, became a couple, and got engaged. They are now expecting "TomKittens", and will be married either in the summer or fall of '06.
TomKat were recently visiting Kate's parents, but left 3 days early due to some issues between Tom and Kate's father.
by blogger_08 January 17, 2006
