blogger_08's definitions

TomKat

The very current couple otherwise known as Tom Cruise and (formerly) Katie Holmes. These two were in the spotlight for most of '05, during which they met, became a couple, and got engaged. They are now expecting "TomKittens", and will be married either in the summer or fall of '06.

TomKat were recently visiting Kate's parents, but left 3 days early due to some issues between Tom and Kate's father.

by blogger_08 January 17, 2006

Britney Spears

A fuckin whore who thinks that any stripper with a lot of money can make it in the music industry. Well, Britney, guess wut? Your fuckin WRONG!!! Any fans of hers have surely been hypnotized, because any self-respecting music fan wouldn't give her songs a chance.

Little kid: "Britney Spears is my idol!"
Mother: "What have you been smokin'? Go listen to some proper music!"

by blogger_08 January 22, 2006

New York City

The best city in the world!!! New York is home to several very famous tourist attractions, among them the Statue of Liberty and the Empire State Building. The Big City is one of the fashion capitals of the world, and no wonder, what with fifth avenue. Some of their really great stores include Barney's, Saks Fifth Avenue, and Sephora. NYC is also a celebrity hot spot, with tons of awesome clubs, where celebrities like MK & A hang out. There's no doubt about it: NEW YORK ROX!!!

I'm going shopping at the original Saks, in New York City!

by blogger_08 January 21, 2006

pissed

When someone gets really drunk, like where they start slurring and can't walk straight.

Drunk guy: ulookhotttt...wannafuckwithme?
Girl: Fuck off! I dont do it with guys who are pissed.

by blogger_08 January 21, 2006

shopping spree

Goin to a mall and blowin all ur money on everythin u can get ur hands on... Especially the essentials like clothes, jewelry, and makeup.

Girl: I won a $2,000 shopping spree at TNA! I'm headin there rite now, wanna come?
Friend: Hell, ya! Let's move.

by blogger_08 January 17, 2006

Family Guy

A hilarious cartoon comedy; definetely not for the children. Stewie, the baby genius, is my personal favourite. I lmfao every time i watch this show... i highly recomend it to anyone who enjoys rude comedies.

Did you watch Family Guy last nite? Wasn't Stewie HILARIOUS?!

by blogger_08 January 21, 2006

cell phone

One of the best inventions ever. For you dimwits who've been living under a rock for the past 10 years, a cell phone is a miniature phone that you can carry around with you, and features text messaging, a shorter version of email. As I was saying, an awesome invention. I don't kno wut i'd do w/out mine...

I'll text you on my cell phone on the way.

by blogger_08 January 22, 2006