Avril Lavigne

some chick from canada (much love for the canada) that thinks being punk rock is wearing ties and having studded belts on wich is a LIE!i listen to punk rock and i know for a fact she is not and yes to all of you that say "well have you ever listend to any of her songs" YES I HAVE i had to grow up with that crap blaring on the radio and those were dark time from sk8r boi as she puts it to constapated we have had to suffer her annoying songs.and im sad to report that this year she has another CD coming out.All i can tell you is this.The day she messes with another song as good as basket case is the day that some one is gonna snap. (probly me)
and if you see my screen name and you hate her talk to me

any one that dose talk to me and likes her

prepair to get a long block of truth

random poser-HEY YOU BASHED AVRIL LAVIGNE

me-yeah point?

random poser-SHE IS SO MUCH MORE PUNK ROCK THAN YOU

Me-okay look if it will make you feel better *stabs in the heart* you will no longer be able to hear me bash her

I HATE ALL YOU FREAKING POSERS

by itsmecloudstrife March 9, 2007

Avril Lavigne

A pop singer who hates her music being called "pop" even though that's what it is. If you look at the credits on her albums, you will see that she had other guitarists play FOR her. She's a fraud of saying (and I quote) "My music is NOT pop. It's rock with a punk feel." Also, if you've ever seen her music video for "Complicated", you'll notice that the entire video and song is enitrely hypocritical.

Avril is a liar. Damn those Canadians!

by Morbidia May 20, 2005

Avril Lavigne

the crappiest singer I've hear in my life..her and her fans should die....because of her all the good stores have been invaded by preps who claim to be "punk"

"She sucks, face it!"

by Dirge May 21, 2005

Avril Lavigne

Apparently, she says her music is rock. (probably because it has a guitar in it, I wouldn't know cus I don't like sluts), but really just makes stupid pop shit. Maybe you could call it pop rock (the very center of the anus in the music world imo), but really it's just stupid shit.

She also has a bunch of fanhermaphrodites that like to refresh her horrid song "Girlfriend" on YouTube for 25 hours a day, and making it the most viewed video.

I'd hack RCARecords just to remove that fucking thing... -.-

"Hay you i think your girlfriend sucks, date me instead."

-(not an exact) quote from Avril Lavigne

Retard...

by z3ekeezzz July 25, 2008

Avril Lavigne

The reason that Emo kids slit their wrists.

Avril lavigne sucks so hard, Oh it just makes me want to die. *slit wrist*

by Dominic1987 April 16, 2007

Avril Lavigne

Someone who is really pissing me off right now...someone who thinks she is too young to know who the mother fucking SEX PISTOLS are. I'm fucking ten years younger than her and I have known who they were for my entire LIFE!
She is a fake ass singer who calls herself "punk".

Avril Lavigne: Sex Pistols??????
Me:......bitch

by theactuallysmartone July 15, 2008

Avril Lavigne

Avril Lavigne is a singer who brings new meaning to the word "poser". She claims to be punk, yet has never heard of the Sex Pistols before. And her voice isn't much better. She sounds like Micheal Jackson being beaten to death by Ja Rule at a Britney Spears+William Hung concert. She is mainly supported by 10-14 year old girls who have no real taste in music, like to watch Disney Channel, Nickelodean, and all sorts of other stupid teenybopper shit, and simply want to hear nerve-racking tracks like "Girlfriend", "Complicated", and "Sk8ter Boi"(I Think I just lost ten brain cells from just typing that out)over and over again.

Avril Lavigne singing her new version of "Girlfriend":
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I Can't sing worth a shit!
No way, no way
I think I need a new job!

by Death Shredder June 24, 2007