altered beast

a very large and hairy man (usually me) who has recently consumed unholy amounts of psycho-active hallucinogens and is bustin out chunky moves oldschool in a most unpercedented and unordadox manner

innocent onlooker: go you altered beast, shake that hairy, hairy, good thang all over that floor

altered beast: BLEEEEAAARRGH

by james August 06, 2004

alter tweego

alter tweego- an alter ego account on twitter.

example: simon said' young jeezy is my alter ego on twitter.'
catherine replied' dont you mean... alter tweego.

by Cathleen M October 11, 2013

Alter Ego

the second calling of a person. instead of being for example muff you become the de icer

DS: is that mr incrediable hanging from the itchen bridge?
MP: SHIT it is we need help ill call my friend to get her Alter Ego

QW: wait look in the itchen river look at that silver jizz
IO: nah thats not jizz thats the silver swan

by DEICER December 15, 2022

alter ego

In the work place, it is a character assigned to someone that people give behind that person’s back. It is usually a comical, derogatory name or personality, weighing heavy on specific traits, such as a bad memory, meanness, or carelessness.

Crystal’s alter ego, Nina, has entered the room.

by Laurasia505 February 24, 2009

alter eghoe

when some ones alter ego is a hoe. shy in the streets, a sket in the sheets

person 1: venos is so quiet

person 2: yeah but she has such an alter eghoe

by CharlotteBrontë September 28, 2018

alter–egoism

expanded egoism that is focused on alter ego, a significant other for whom you care as much or even more than for yourself.

Chekhov's Darling is a perfect example of alter–egoism: she gives herself up to her loved ones and lives solely by their interests and feelings. This is her way to cherish her own ego.

Alter–egoism is different from altruism. Altruism is indiscriminate selfless concern for the well-being of others, whereas alter–egoism is very selective: it is directed on alter–egos, i.e. the chosen ones, and thus retains certain qualities of egoism.

by Mike November 03, 2012

alter ego

The hand you use to masturbate.

My alter ego and I are gonna stay in tonight and get aquainted with Jenna Jameson's new movie.

by Lithium Bullet June 30, 2008