When ur girl cuts her wrist and she dribbles the blood into a syringe. And she then proceeds to inject it into your erect penis, then when she gives you a blow job/ oral sex or anal. Then after she has make u ejaculate multiple times with her wet pussy or slobbery mouth, your condom should be full of a mixture of her blood and your cum. Then you freeze it in the freezer and she then uses it on you like a dildo making your ass hairs freeze, until it melts all over and inside your ass then she licks your ass clean swallowing it in the process
by Dan with a pan March 22, 2022
by LClaire July 15, 2005
best friends for ever. a combination of alex and bethany the coolest new jersians/californians. they are awesome beyond belief. their book club is so cool. dont ask to be invited, because you wont be.
Q: Who are those homedawgs?
A: The most awesomest, fetch-ist silent speed ball players in the universe.
A: The most awesomest, fetch-ist silent speed ball players in the universe.
by BETHEX DANIELLE January 23, 2005
A: Did you know Alanis Morissette is Canadian?
B: Well, even if not ironically not being ironic or whatever, the fates sure have a curious sense of humor.
B: Well, even if not ironically not being ironic or whatever, the fates sure have a curious sense of humor.
by So? July 11, 2008
A beautiful intelligent Scottish woman who could do anything she puts her mind to and anybody would be lucky to be with her.
by Afriendandnotinacreepyway April 19, 2018
He borrowed $1200 and moved in to my apartment and didn't pay any rent, and then broke up with me by text message, so I had to go Alanis Morissette on his ass.
by Prospero42 May 5, 2007
"Dude, that bar called 'Flare' totally burned down over the weekend, that's so Ironic!". "No man its coincidental, you're just Alanis Morisetting all over the place now"
by @Krippler4565 May 22, 2014