by Band Of Retired Superheroes January 7, 2005
I had such a hard astro projection so hard after eating that burrito I ended up in a different demention
by Stouffer021 June 12, 2014
Astro Empires is an online space mmo strategy game, commonly abbreviated AE. Addictive and fun. Players form guilds to protect each other, and farm noobs. Goons are frequent players, and inevitably form sneaky alliances in an effort to dominate an entire server.
Also sometimes referred to as "spreadsheets in space".
Also sometimes referred to as "spreadsheets in space".
"Dude, my guild totally crashed a JG on Astro Empires the other day. We made a huge derb pile and totally pwned the Goons."
"Sweet. I play every server in AE, it sucks up SOOO much time."
"Sweet. I play every server in AE, it sucks up SOOO much time."
by JsX™ June 24, 2008
A faggot of astronomical proportions.
- Made of such epic faggotry it's almost legendary.
- Someone who needs to be killed using fiar and can be used in conjunction with the "Does not want!" line.
- A faggot in space
- Made of such epic faggotry it's almost legendary.
- Someone who needs to be killed using fiar and can be used in conjunction with the "Does not want!" line.
- A faggot in space
by [Unit 731] April 4, 2007
A special combo of a slap dick and a limp dick that is unable to string together a coherent sentence or get a hard on for anything other than cartoons. Spends a lot of time gaming, ineffectively. Generally an Astro Dick has no friends and will try....once again ineffectively to be a bully to make up for the limp dick portion of his psyche.
That dude would rather play with himself in his mom's basement than go out with a real girl. He's a real astro dick.
by Legolina January 17, 2011
Tried a bit of anal with the missus last night, made sure I did plenty of astro gliding before I slipped it up her.
by barbarossa69 July 11, 2011
The action of having an un-normal amount of people inside your vehicle. Its name arriving from the famous astro van.
by Johnnyboy5 February 26, 2011