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2nd coming 

when you don't come once but come again
i was shagging this girl yesterday and after I had sex, I wasn't done so she experience the 2nd coming.
2nd coming by jaffaw July 14, 2009

2nd day flu 

The same as a 'sick day' but used the day-after to support the validity of the initial 'sick day', or to squeeze out a little extra time off. Ideally timed on Friday or Monday to yield a 4-day weekend.
Jim: Where were you last friday?
Bob: 2nd day flu got me.
Jim: lucky bastard
2nd day flu by DogbertsCube December 8, 2009

2nd day stupids 

the effect of smoking weed the previous day
jamie was acting like an idiot due to her 2nd day stupids
2nd day stupids by DxAlli December 31, 2009

2nd place in the contest 

When you’re not the flyest and someone else got more street heat than you
Look at that chump. Homeboy is 2nd place in the contest! Whack

2nd Pancake Theory

The theory that the second pancake will be significantly better than the first one. For example, your mom and dad got divorced after 5 years of marriage. Then, your dad got remarried and just celebrated their 20 year anniversary.
"Lisa and I broke up"
"Don't worry, 2nd Pancake Theory
"Thanks, man"

2nd Nature 

Something you do so often, Its engraved into your brain.
Guy 1:Ever since I started watching porn as a kid, locking my door when I walk in has become 2nd nature.
Guy 2: Jerry what the fuck? This is your math presentation!
2nd Nature by MrLoomis February 12, 2021