Upper Blowhardia

Upper Blowhardia: a new region near Berzerkistan inhabited by creatures known as Trumps, Becks and Limbaughs.

We don't take what he says seriously because he's from Upper Blowhardia and can't help himself.

by dchendo May 17, 2011

Upper deck baseball

The baseball team that will destroy anybody

Damn upper deck baseball just kicked our ass

by Udcbaseball April 22, 2021

upper seahorse

when a man ties his hands behind his back and has intercourse with a girl in a seahorse like motion.

Yo dude, i totally upper seahorsed that girl last night. she took it like a champ.

by 1234 abcdpimp October 15, 2011

upper shit

When it hurts, but it is not your tummy and it is not your immediate shit - it is the upper shit.

Damn, I shouldn't have eaten that burrito, I can feel it in my upper shit. I am going to have a bad time at the toilet soon.

by DongJones October 11, 2015

Upper Community

When you hear the word upper community you just want to kill yourself. Not only that you want to drink as much bleach possible.

Upper community is a community full of assholes, retards and just basic trash of people.

Ew it's the upper community faggots
He's from the upper community, If he is get him away from me.

by MCGNewZ October 21, 2016

Upper-decker Double Blumpkin

A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.

What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.

by Terry O'Raynis April 4, 2023

The Make-A-Messer-Cleaner-Upper

A mind blowing amazing machine that the world of science has ever known.

"The Make-A-Messer-Cleaner-Upper is a fantastic science project

by sparklingjewels April 19, 2010