The Suited Fuck

When your in the middle of anal sex, but also late for a meeting. So you run down the street with your woman still attached to your dick.

"Damn, I was late this morning, so I almost had to do the suited fuck!"

by J.T November 26, 2018

toot-suit peter

The best black market decal in rocket league.

First guy: Yo what black markets do you have? Second guy: oh, I have toot-suit peter.

by uncle_J O N E S69420jim January 11, 2021

Suit Snoot

A temporary attitude of snootiness brought about by the wearing of a suit. It is mostly men who are affected by this phenomenon.

Did you hear the way that fella spoke to me? His trouble is he's got suit snoot.

by Arthur Denton 2008 February 23, 2009

Shark suit

OOOOH SHIT DAWG! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS A THING!

Hym "OH! OOOOOOOH! Is that REAL!? I need that! I need a Shark suit! Badass!"

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

flower design hoco suit

A bold statement from an even bolder young man. He picks the unique suit to impress the young ladies and this risky decision proves successful when he wakes up and discovers he has every woman (and man) he’s ever wanted and dreamed off

How do you get woman?
Wear the flower design hoco suit!!!

by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 18, 2024

Joseph Lo Truglio Is Escanor In A Green Suit Listening To Doctor Sparta's RX

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Joseph Lo Truglio Is Escanor In A Green Suit Listening To Doctor Sparta's RX

by SuchBackSmacker March 15, 2025

suit licker

A boot licker for corporations

"So what if Amazon pays $0 in taxes? They give people jobs! Their employeeseven get a WHOLE thirty-second pee break once a day!"

"Shut the fuck up, suit licker."

by The dinglebop July 24, 2020