a skinny legend that looks gay on Instagram and irl. your friends will make fun of you every time they ask "so whos ur closest friend" because of how undeniably gay he looks on instagram, but as it turns out hes literally bi. aside from that, hes a great listener except for when hes high, otherwise hell tell you to stop "plastering your pussy on the sidewalk" every time you complain about the next shitty man that comes in ur life. sebastian is an absolute tennis pro but he built like a pasta noodle LOL. when he was in sixth grade, his voice made him sound like a squirrel and he found humor in hitting girls with lunchboxes. after he suffered a major breakup a few months ago, he went on a "spiritual journey" and turned into a twink. as the saying goes, men are either good at bowling or can figure out where the clitoris is first try. sebastian is good at bowling. to continue with more negative things about this man, his room is almost never clean and he thinks its funny to act like a sarcastic little bitch. on a positive note, sebastian does smell amazing, and hes a good cook. he also plays electric guitar and has good music taste. although his clitoris finding skills are ass, his head game is on point. this man will devour pussy like its his last meal. in conclusion, anyone would be lucky to have sebastian in their life, and having him in my life is a privilege. this man makes me the happiest girl in the world every time im with him, and i love him to the moon and saturn. <3
"so whos ur best friend??"
"oh his name is sebastian"
*pulls up instagram*

"OMFG HES SO GAY LMAOOOO"
by speaknowstan89 November 23, 2021
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Short, smug, abs, big nose, French, intelligent, ginormous penis.
Sebastian is a name.
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okay I guess...........
Sebastian is okay I guess......
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the most cutest boy ever. he has been the most amazing boyfriend ever and i cannot tell him enough. he has made me feel emotions i’ve never felt before. being around him makes me feel light and happy. i love his hair, even though it’s been growing out a lot. i love his nose. his lips, his personality, the way he gets so loud, and so much more. i cannot explain enough why i love him. he has made me feel so special.
i love you sebastian
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A man that makes me smile everyday every single time he looks at me I’m feeling kissed by god.

A man with a big heart that makes my blush.

A man that doesn’t know how special he is to me. His cute smile and braze.

A man that also thinks that he has not luck in love, but in real life there is a person that cares and loves him very much, he just doesn’t see it. The person that may be way different than him but can make him the most happy man in the world.
A man that is gonna change ur world.
Also a very sexy and handsome man ;)
sebastian makes me blush everyday
his happines is my smile
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Angelic, overall graceful. I would even go as far as calling him a god. His radiating presence brings joy and happiness to all surrounding forms of life. If you get to meet anyone named Sebastian as an offering to his plentiful merit, you should give him lots of money.
Sebastian is graceful.
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