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Cod mobile ranked has sadly become a hollow, frustrating mess. Maintaining rank is next to impossible now. 2-3 years ago ranked was challenging but felt more natural. But now, it's changed for the worse.
It's not just a shooter anymore. It's a machine built on stacked mechanics designed to make you chase that fleeting serotonin rush of a win only to crush you with losses that feel anything but fair. The emotional toll has outweighed the joy. All the maps are AR + LMG wallbang and AOE paradises. Every match is just dodging sweats, dancing around meta abusers, and praying you don't get pinned in spawn traps all while praying your team isn't brain-dead. Mere minutes in, enemies are spamming VTOLs, chopper gunners, napalms, preds and smoke grenades like it's their goddamn birthday. Reporting?
Useless.
Streamer mode hides UIDs, and even if you get one, activision support won't lift a finger.
CODM isn't about outplaying opponents anymore. It's about enduring spam and metas that never die. Player skill is drowned out by cheap tricks and unpredictability.
I solo-queued my way into legendary this season.
Now?
This week I played 50 matches and lost 35 of them. For every two wins, I get matched against entire stacks of absolute sweats, while my teammates can't spell "objective." Then comes the inevitable 6-7 losing streak.
People tell me "just try other modes," as if HP and dom aren't camper fests. It's clear now that CODM's pattern is release a new gun → release its mythic → overbuff the hell out of it → watch the money roll in. Rinse, repeat.
And if you think it's just about extra attachments on a gun, it's not. These mechanics stack. They funnel the game into cheap spammy tactics instead of rewarding diverse playstyles. I've got two mythics (USS9 fusion and AK117 lava remix), and yeah, the iron sight advantage is real but that's not the point. The point is that gameplay is sacrificed on the altar of monetisation. It's blatantly clear now. Cod mobile ranked isn't designed for players like me anymore; it's designed for wallet whales.
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Piss Mobile

A fuckass piss powered car or a car full of beer
Person 1: Oi lads, hop on the Piss Mobile

Person 2: are you even sober
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Anil Mobile

The Anil Mobile is a sacred source of transport only a true divine creature could handle.
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Joel- "Yep the only good thing left in this world"
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mobile warrior

Someone who would be a keyboard warrior but cant afford a laptop or PC
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웃 ''Mobil''

Just a stick figure, '' 웃'' it's known with the name of Mobil.
Mark: Did you saw that 웃 ''Mobil''?
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Son: Hi mom, i saw a 웃 ''Mobil'' at school today.
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D.C. Mobile Home

The act of stripping oneself in a Metro train or station platform. Then you proceed to ejaculate near a D.C. landmark such as the White House, Capitol, etc.
Joe (talking to Lucas on his phone): Yo! So I heard that Obama gave Trump a D.C. Mobile Home.

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Mobile Legends: Bang Bang

A mobile game where most toxic players will tell you to migrate there if you fucked up the game session from an another MOBA game. After entering the game, you'll notice that some features are taken from other games like the hero "Alucard" which has the similar skills with "Riven" from League and "Franco" with "Pudge" from Dota 2.

There's a global chat feature but it's not worth of your time as a lot of Tinder rejects can be spotted within seconds sending phallus-shaped emojis and asking for sex rather than discussing the current happenings or whatever related in the game. Surprisingly, the Hindi (India) channel speaks and communicate with English than the English channel itself.

It's also worth to take note that the game can be considered as pay to win. The emblem system which allow you to give your character different traits depending on what you selected, has levels which mean you can spend money to level them up fast and annihilate some F2P players. Plus the skins can make your characters a little stronger or tougher.

Would I recommend the game? Ehhhh... I'll give it a 5/10, at least the controls are far better than the other MOBA mobile game I've experienced

If you're curious about my game ID: 1605799531 (11936)
(Totally accurate in-game experience)
Junayuno: Hey while we're waiting outside and bored do you wanna play some Mobile Legends: Bang Bang with me?
Nifelime: Yeah sure.
GAME SETUP
Junayuno: Looks like I'm gonna be a midlaner since I main this three-skill-shot-of-death electric mage after all.
Nifelime: Fuck! Someone took jungle, I really want to use Hanzo but shiiittt... Guess I'll be the support/roamer then...
Junayuno: We need a tank, all of our teammates picked squishy low health heroes.
Nifelime: Hmmm... Belerick... nahhh not motivated to use him... Johnson... my left hand feels itchy so no...
Junayuno: Hurry up! You're running out of time.
Nifelime: This should do *picks Angela*
Junayuno: Oh no... fuck it let's just wing it.
GAME STARTS
H0rNyguyXX33: aiey angela bby r u a gurl?
Nifelime: Oi, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be at top lane!
H0rNyguyXX33: okie here's my snap
AlwaysDCunt11: Jungle what are you doing? Kill the turtle you diff!
BerGrilsLuver: I would but there's three of them doing it already!
Junayuno: Hey I need assistance here, their midlaner is strong and I can't take him out!
Nifelime: Lol, you're just a mid... A mid player! Get it? Mid?
Junayuno: Yeah yeah whatever you say now hop on to me so we can kill this guy together!

*after a pause from pointless conversations and so, the game continues*
by Junayuno April 21, 2024
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