stamina-mobile

mode of travel used by orange politicians who cannot walk with other world leaders.
Even after deriding others about their lack of "stamina" to be a world leader, POTUS had to use his stamina-mobile to follow the rest of the world leaders during the G7 summit
by sandy clawz May 31, 2017
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Barney mobile

An old, {plain}, {unattractive} {car}, {truck}, or any vehicle made before 2000.
Dude that barney mobile looks so ugly!
by jay gee March 01, 2020
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Depreciation-mobile

A new or newer vehicle, often electric and/or a German vehicle, that is expected to depreciate in value significantly in a short period of time, especially due to car prices spiking from 2020-2022 and then falling sharply during 2024.
2021: "Look at my new Tesla Model S Plaid! It's the fastest money can buy for $130,000."
2024: "Noooo! You can't just be worth $60,000 after less than 3 years! That's like $23,000 a year to drive this depreciation-mobile!"

Elon: "Haha Tesla factory go brrrr"
Repo Man: "Haha tow truck go brrrr"
by Farter2024 July 24, 2024
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Mennonite mobile

Also known as a Mennonite Wagon, the elusive Mennonite mobile can be found in the northern interior of British Columbia, Canada. It is a close relative of the Mormon Assault Vehicle (or MAV), and is known to carry approximately one fuck ton of mennonite offspring. This majestic creature can possess upwards of 250 horsepower in addition to blacked out windows. The occupants are very efficient in clearing out the meat departments of small grocery stores on Sunday afternoons.
Damn it, the Mennonite mobiles are at the co-op already, looks like we aren't getting anything today.
Wanna place bets on how many people we could fit in that mennonite mobile?
by ColossalToad October 06, 2024
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Tweaker Mobile

The bike, shopping cart etc. that Tweaks get around on, often time a stolen/stripped lime bike or grocery store mobility scooter
Tweaky McGee: yo I just copped a Tweaker mobile

Cracky Jacky: sick, is it stripped?
by 831k-rill March 04, 2025
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Mobil

Just a stick figure, '' 웃'' it's known with the name of Mobil.. Leave him alone because he's been through a lot ok?
This symbol, right here, will be tortured to his death because he ||
looks like a stick ||
figure. \/

Josh: Yo! Marco i saw a Mobil.
Marco: That's crazy, i love them.
by Yuwurih November 30, 2023
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Vertical Mobility

A Gamepass that can be purchased in the Roblox game “Jukes Towers of Hell” for only a measly fucking 50$! It’s only 4999, though I am saying that satirically since anyone who buys this is a fucking idiot and have no skill at all.
Player 1: I’m gonna buy a gamepass in JToH! I finally have enough robux to buy something!

Player 2: alright! What will you get?

Player 1: Vertical Mobility

Player 2: fuck you
by epicepicface January 17, 2024
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