shifting

shifting means switching reality’s, you are shifting to a reality that’s already there, you’re NOT making a new one!!

hey anna what is shifting?

by rosesmcudr July 24, 2021

Shift Change

A term used mostly in law enforcement and in some Movies like Training Day when all officers, meter maids, and government assassins etc. Get together for their daily cum chugging championship at the police station. They always say "HELL YE$" there nothing as exciting and fullfilling other than a HOT load from my fellow sperm guzzling brothers.Forcefully blasted deep down my throat after a long day of being a homo, morbidly obese,and killing baby kittens, but mostly just sleeping and eating. The manditory stalking of innocent citizens is exhausting and they like to boast and show them rowdy high schoolers just how a psychotic, and bad ass mutherfucker can suck a man's penis.

Jay the redneck, Man is it time for lunch , those cock suckers are shooting in the air and driving 100mph torward the station..
Harrased yeetnigga. Shift Change Bitch!

by Sgt badmuthfer June 17, 2022

shift drink

an alcoholic drink, typically for free, after work.

Liv cant have a shift drink with us because she's not 21 yet.

by bridge830 December 5, 2021

Shift into Bankai

When an individual grabs their mate’s willy while looking them in the eyes with unbridled passion and shouts “Shift into…Ban-kai!” then slamming their index finger into their mate’s anus and stimulating the their prostate to help them achieve the best erection possible.

I gazed into my mate’s eyes as I firmly grabbed their willy and shouted “Shift into Bankai!”, slamming my finger into their anus and helping them achieve the fullest erection possible.

by BigEvil13 November 29, 2022

Hangover Shift

The very first shift of the year.

I have to drink twice as much so i can wake up on time for my hangover shift on Jan, 1st.

by Tapfuma December 30, 2011

control shift n

yes incognito aka "porn"

keyboard after being pressed control shift n : ahh shit here we go aga-
your horny ass: OHHHH YEAH IM EJACTULATIGN THIS IS SO HOTTHOTHTOHTTHOTHHOTOHTHOTHOTOTH
a random ass ant: dude what the fuck

by WalmartBag12389438292410879408 February 19, 2023

mr whippy shift

to describe some one as being super whipped by their girl/boyfriend.

hey did you go out last night or did you get stuck with a mr whippy shift.

by Scotty Matheson August 3, 2007