Popcorn muscles

When you look big but you're not really that big. No strength behind the muscles. Fake fuckin' muscles. Weak men have popcorn muscles.

Ivan Bogovich has popcorn muscles. Ivan Bogovich is a weak man. Ivan Bogovich didn't wipe his butt until middle school.

by Tyler jean November 24, 2016

muscle joe

A man with lots of muscle. typically named Joe but for any man that's shorter then 5'9, usually a tool/dick head on a scale of 1-10 he's a 5 but his muscles bring him up to a low 8. Damn muscle Joe.

Did you see that ripped short guy? What a muscle Joe

by Jazzy77456 April 11, 2016

Dude muscle

Penis, dick, cock

Wow, check out his dude muscle

by CRA February 23, 2014

Fart Muscle

ASS cheeks

My girl friend is on her period so i stuck my penis in her fart muscles

by Mr. Hustlehands December 18, 2016

Pussy Muscle

A muscle that has no real world function besides grtting you all the thick pussy

D'juon: My abs are looking so nice today
Duane: Man thats a pussy muscle work out those damn chicken legs

by Undatedshrimp January 9, 2017

wet is the new muscle

Someone who is wet has a lot of tattoos, therefore doesn't need big muscles to be sexy, tattoos are even sexier.

He sure don't need any muscles,he's wet, Wet is the new muscle.

by Amyfl19 October 22, 2023

Meat Muscle

The name bestowed upon any guy named Billy's penis

Billy's Meat Muscle has been inside far too many vaginas

by Ginga Ninja The Ginger June 8, 2017