chode

a scholong which has measures that, when calculated in terms of height/width, would generate a number below 1. Often found on sukhmeets

Look, mommy, a chode!

by RDF September 03, 2004

chode

A fallace whose girth exceedes its length. Can also be used as an offensive term.

Oh my god you chode!

by Peter November 13, 2003

chode

before the current slang definition, chode used to be used as the imperfect tense of the verb chidechide:chode::shit:shat.

James Joyce uses this in Ulysses in episode 14:
"...Punch Costello was of them all embraided and they reclaimed the churl with civil rudeness some and shaked him with menace of blandishments others whiles they all chode him..."

by Casey December 01, 2003

chode

A short Fat penis that all the teenage girls and gay guys want.

Tinisha, Allison & Derek all want Chodes to lick.

by Scott-ay June 23, 2006

chode

A penis really wide and very short

Its like a plate or piece of paper, also an insult "Alistair Paton has a chode!"

by cheesedude May 19, 2003

chode

1. A small fat penis
2. a douche-bag person
3. a word added to the end of the sentence..just because.

1. Wow, i like how this guy has a chode.
2. Dude, this guy is a chode.
3. Ahh, ahh, ahh, I like how, wow,....chode.

by Johnny poo-poo pants April 23, 2008

chode

Caricature by the late cartoonist Rodney L. Rotham; Characterized as being a rotund woman of diminiutive stature who's most notable feature is that her width exceeds her height.

For a picture look in book, "A World Below: A Compendium of Everything I never Saw."

by Chodaholic May 27, 2005