The opposite of 'crown jewel'. A shiny dud.
Craig Kimbrel is the brown jewel of the Cubs' 2021 fire sale (after losing 12 of 13).
by jimbo_yourmom July 9, 2021
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When an individual takes a fat shit and proceeds to freeze said fat shit (stretched out straight to preferred legnth) only to take it out later and use it as a dildo
Bro I did a brown houdini last night and had the best time, i really wish you were there
by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020
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Kyrsten Brown is a girl that is very Stong and loud and black and ghetto and funny and Pretty and mean and always make you laugh and she’s the best person to be friend
“Have you heard that Seth like Kyrsten brown
“Yeah Kaden does too”
“Who would’nt like kyrstenbrown she the “it” girl”
by Tomato_soup33 June 2, 2023
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The act of using anything in a phallic manner for the purposes of anal sex.
Richard was always a kinky fella, but when he decided to brown pole his bike without the seat on it, that just brought it to a whole new level.
by Octospectre June 27, 2023
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Naailah Browne is a person who really likes eating brownes while laughing. This type of people usually sit on discord all day and weight about 200 pounds
"Look shes eating brownes, shes such a naailah browne"
by beardedwomen January 7, 2023
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