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Abercrombie & Fitch 

A slutty store for rich, preppy, skinny hipsters.The attire is consistent with see through shirts and daisy dukes that fit well on the posters of nude models that are everywhere you go. Everything is so disgusting you'll probably need to bleach your eyes once you leave. (More disgusting than Nicki Minaji's plastic ass) Sometimes nicknamed Abercrombie & Bitch because everyone who works there and shops there is more rude than the ladies from Dance Moms.
Person: Do you shop at Abercrombie & Fitch?
Me: I would rather give up Tumblr and gay fanfic than go within 50 feet of that store.
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Abercrombie and Fitch 

A man so attractive that he could pass as an Abercrombie and Fitch model.
Look at Abercrombie and Fitch over there! He's so hot!

Abercrombie rock 

American popular music from the late '90s that was featured in Abercrombie & Fitch clothing ads or sounds like it. When you hear it, you instantly picture preppie kids in pre-worn khaki shorts and revealing shirts playing volleyball on a beach or driving in open-top Jeeps on perfect sunny summer days without a care in the world.
"The Gin Blossoms are my favorite Abercrombie Rock band."
Abercrombie rock by jayastan March 23, 2021

Abercrombie rock 

American popular music from the late '90s that was featured in Abercrombie & Fitch clothing ads or sounds like it. When you hear it, you instantly picture preppie kids in pre-worn khaki shorts and revealing shirts playing volleyball on a beach or driving in open-top Jeeps on perfect sunny summer days without a care in the world.
"The Gin Blossoms are my favorite Abercrombie Rock band."
Abercrombie rock by jayastan March 23, 2021

Abercrombie House 

House music for shopping malls.

House music for people who like to say "house music" who know nothing about house music.
They are house music people. Abercrombie house.

Team Abercrombie 

A group of males charactarized by excessive cologne, jeans that appear to have been attacked by sasquach, and often a relentless love for the bullshit techno their store insists on blarings throughout the entire mall. They often have their own 'abercrombie' parties where the Justin Timberlake cd is purposely placed on repeat, and the members of team Abercrombie engage in drinking several hardcore beverages..like mai tais and pina coladas, as they exchange hilarious gossip about the hideous fashion taste of the Stock Room Crew.

In addition, they will often seek out your girlfriend, considering, i mean, like, who wouldn't want a boy with a perfect shag haircut and jeans suitable for a man battling the harsh reality of the streets. annnnd, i mean shit.. he makes-- what? $5 an hour? who could resist
yo son, watch out... Team Abercrombie is all over your girl! step up nigga!

nah nah nah. Team Abercrombie can take the bitch home. their wieners don't work anyway, on account of the 'roids.

Team Abercrombie 

A group of males charactarized by excessive cologne, jeans that appear to have been attacked by sasquach, and often a relentless love for the bullshit techno their store insists on blarings throughout the entire mall. They often have their own 'abercrombie' parties where the Justin Timberlake cd is purposely placed on repeat, and the members of team Abercrombie engage in drinking several hardcore beverages..like mai tais and pina coladas, as they exchange hilarious gossip about the hideous fashion taste of the Stock Room Crew.

In addition, they will often seek out your girlfriend, considering, i mean, like, who wouldn't want a boy with a perfect shag haircut and jeans suitable for a man battling the harsh reality of the streets. annnnd, i mean shit.. he makes-- what? $5 an hour? who could resist
bro, watch out... Team Abercrombie is all over your girl! step up nigga!

nah nah nah. Team Abercrombie can take the bitch home. their wieners don't work anyway, on account of the 'roids.