evil piss colored sour footballs

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F

Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......

by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 21, 2018

Sour Nut

Instant nausea after ejaculation post No Nut November.

I did not masturbate all of November and when I finally did I got the worst Sour Nut.

by Furthefonufit November 1, 2019

Sour cow

A HUGE female that mismanages her twa. She also looks like she smell like fish & awful decisions.

That sour cow had the audacity to call me dusty. Tuh

by #welderchick January 7, 2019

sour tot

Means someone you think is sour at first but they are also a tater tot at the same time but you later find out you like or love them

Man Matt you're a sour tot

by Cookiexcupcake January 26, 2018

ate a sour mouse

Looks like a very stuck up, pissed off person; unapproachable

I was going to talk to that lady but she looks like she ate a sour mouse

by Blonde3456 August 20, 2022

Sour Aged

Where a person of age has grown impatient, lazy and thus selfish due to understanding how the world works

My father has grown "Sour Aged"

by Ass_Pounder October 5, 2020

Sour spring roll

When a uncircumcised asain puts a warhead in the tip of his penis and gets his girlfriend to suck it out

I just gave my girl A sour spring roll

by Goldennugget442 May 7, 2022