A small, rather fat and often misshapen penis that is utterly useless in pleasuring a woman whether hard or flaccid. It may be extremely hairy and accompanied by frumunda cheese. The term originated because most Greek men possess this quality. Similar to a chode but quite the opposite of a chud.
Mrs spekovos: " Oh why did I marry a Greek man? I can't even look at his chubby greek without gagging".
Mrs. Chang: "Does it stink"?
Mrs. Spekovos: "Yes, terribly".
Mrs. Chang: "Does it stink"?
Mrs. Spekovos: "Yes, terribly".
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When your going down on a woman and use your tongue to hit her g-spot and make her squirt into your mouth and you spit it out towards her face like a Greek statue fountain
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