...it's a musical. THAT'S ALL I KNOW CALM DOWN
1: "YO, do you like the Book of Mormon?"
2: "mf, are you a mormon?"
1: "...no it's a musical"
2: "Wha-"
1: "TURN IT OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF LIKE A LIGHT SWITCH ON HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL-"
by yo...danganronpa June 12, 2023
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The act of going to mormon.org and trolling ONE missionary for an entire 3 hours without them leaving
Bill: Hey man, you wanna study for that math test?

Killroy: Forget the test! Tonight, I'm gunna beat the Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon.
by duplicitycommon May 30, 2011
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When you believe god is watching, insert your penis into the vagina and sit perfectly still, no kissing or anything.
“Hey man I gave her the Mormon slide last night”

Isn’t that a sin?”
“Only if you move.”
by Eat that pu557 September 5, 2018
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A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.

Will ask for nudes.

Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.
Garrett and Theo are both Mormon Fuckbois.
by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016
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