Cat Theory

The theory that women are like cats, in the way that when you go to pet a cat, it doesn't want anything to do with you, but when you give a cat no attention, it comes and cuddles with you. The same goes for a woman and the amount of attention you give them.

How did you bag Sara bro? She's a 10!

Cat Theory Bro. Ignored her for two weeks. Works every time.

by bacondeliguava July 19, 2016

smurf cat

"In the hidden recesses of the internet, an eerie entity known as Smurf Cat emerged, a Smurf with a cat's face and a snail named Escargot on its back. Created by a mad scientist, its mission was to manipulate the internet through awful memes. Smurf Cat spread atrocious content, rendering unsuspecting users vulnerable to its influence. Its goal was simple: to dumb down society by making terrible memes irresistibly popular. With an army of devoted followers, it aimed to take over the world by reshaping it in its own twisted image. While this story is purely fictional, it serves as a darkly humorous take on the power of memes and their influence on the internet."

omg i wanna kill myself if i see another smurf cat meme

by momdestroynr.69420 October 25, 2023

Cat-Dog

When you shit in another person's ass in a sexual manor

"Honey I want to try something new tonight"
"Like what babe?"
"Can we Cat-Dog?"
"Hell yeah!"

by Sinistersir July 17, 2023

Cat

Just a lil kitty with red fur. Bubbly. Funny and sometimes clumsy .

Cat is funny!

by whatareyoulookingathm March 3, 2021

Cat

The worlds most fluffiest creature

Omg that cat is so cute!!

by Sk8r4lyfé October 25, 2016

taco cat

a noob who has no idea what the meaning of life is and so, they turn to the one thing they are good at, fking other noobies and being a teachers pet and ace ing maths GCSE

Rae: urg, Laura you are SUCH a taco cat...

Laura:you meanie! just because I got an A* and you got a C- doesn't make me a taco cat!
Rae:well what about the fact ur always so nice to Mr Sonny?
Laura:thats cause he's marrying my gay father!
Rae:well what about the fact you f**ked James the other day?
Laura: ........................................ HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Rae:magiccccc....... ur definitely a taco cat, girl.

by REB7293_2223hfje October 24, 2020

Cat

Lazy potatoes

Cats are lazy potatoes

by Ghost*Writer September 9, 2022