POV: you’re an incel and a fucking idiot

seriously though, this shit is absolutely disgusting, how mentally deficient do you have to be to think this is ok? (this being, for those who don’t know, a ‘holiday’ where it’s ‘legal’ ((no the fuck it’s not.)) to rape/sexually assault people.)
some dude idk: “yay! guys, today is National Rape Day!”

me: *literally beats him to death lol*
by tooth_overlord April 20, 2021
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Send this definition to a person you feel comfortable with and send each other one nude each, then forget it all happened. You will both be happy and that's all that matters.
Boy : Yo it's National Nudes Day *sends screenshot of this definition*
Girl : Ite here you go *sends nude*
Boy : Sikeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by mayowisdom June 25, 2019
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December 26th, the day after Christmas. The day where nobody has the energy or will power to get there hung over asses out of bed after a hard night of drinking, present opening, face stuffing, fucking (if your lucky), disapointment, and in some cases humiliation and shame. A day that is usually celebrated by staying in bed till 4 and finally getting up only to spend the rest of the day vomiting your guts out.
Guy1: Christmas is gonna be awsome this year!!!! Guy2: Hell yeah!!!! But fuck man, I sure ain't looking forward to National Hangover Day... Guy1: Fuck it, we'll just be in bed all day anyways, so no need to worry about it.
by Xero _ Manifest December 25, 2010
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A national day of furry culture celebration on October 8th. Even non furries are welcome to celebrate. It is not to be confused with national furry coming out day. Nobody is allowed to beat furries on this sacred day of celebration.
Hey it’s national furry day! How cool let’s get new fursuits!
by princess of wafflology October 8, 2019
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October 28th is national bestfriend day so give your bestfriend a good appreciation for being your bestfriend
“Hey mike it’s national bestfriend day
“Really Luke?
Yeah bro
“Thanks for being my bestfriend
by Tiktok skinny legend October 24, 2019
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takes place on february 15; a day where, in honor of the movie "Super Troopers", everyone says meow instead of saying now
guy 1: dude, wanna chill today?
guy 2: sure, meow or later?
girl 1: why are you saying meow instead of now? what are you a cat?
guy 2: didn't you know today was national meow day?
girl 1: oh...
by super_trooper November 8, 2009
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National Clout Day is on November 20th
Clout is being famous and having influence
“yo dude don’t fw me while i got clout on”
“clout ??”
“it’s national clout day my dude”
by floatingstars October 15, 2018
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