sucked your mum

A sad insult when someone is completely cornered usually used by townies.

Townie - It's all your fault
Cleva guy - What did I do then?
Townie -..... You sucked your mum

by The Koaladude September 11, 2005

national get your dick sucked day

If you ask someone to suck your dick they have to

Joey:hey alexis suck my dick its national get your dick sucked day
Alexis:ugh fine come with me

by Doctor big penis September 21, 2020

suck your mum

its a insult used buy chavs, road men and 12 year olds

Road man 1 : Oi mandem you been chatting shit bout me
Road man 2 : suck your mum bruv ill shank you up ting

by dingdongthewickedwitchisdead October 5, 2020

suck your mum

sucking your mum

go suck your mum

by dicking April 13, 2022

i want your babys sucking on me

it is the famous words spoken by ninja he does want YOUR babys sucking on him

it will involve him saying i want your babys sucking on me as he asks you to send him your dick picks as he commits cock and ball torture

by mcdonald gobler December 14, 2022

Suck your own dick

When a person constantly brags and/or talks about themselves to anyone within earshot.

DeeDee: Did you have fun at the bar last night with Danny?

NJ: Eh, I couldn't really get a word in because he just sucked his own dick the whole time.

DeeDee: What! I didn't know you could suck your own dick.

NJ: I just mean he wouldn't talk about anything except for how cool he is. I don't care how many famous people he hangs out with or how many parties he gets invited to, but that's all he cares about.

by Bratarle January 9, 2014

Sucking your own cock

Sucking your own cock -
The art of bending your head forward towards your penis, and being able to pull at least 1 cm of skin up and down, or enough to ejaculate.

Welp, imma suck my own cock now.

Go away mom, I'm sucking my own cock over here.

Why are you sucking your own cock?

by BOIIIIIbig July 21, 2020