calm yo grits 

A hermit crab version of calm yo tits
Used by protective parents. Some kids never grow out of it.

Person1: I hate you!
Person2: Whoa! Calm yo grits.
Person1: Wth does that mean!?
Person2: Calm down, my mom said it was a common saying...

calm yo grits by Parkderp1 October 9, 2016

Cork yo’ good shit 

Put away your drugs/alcohol.

Guy 1: OH SHIT SAM! It’s your mom! Better cork yo’ good shit before she sees you smoking that joint!
Guy 2: OH FUUUUCKKKK OKAY

Cork yo’ good shit by bootyhoe_76 August 7, 2018

yo gabba gabba 

the kids show that makes me happy, scared, and sad at the same time

yo gabba gabba, brobee or whatever

yo gabba gabba by veryhornyperson August 15, 2021

yo gurt 

when ya boi gurt is right there

yo gurt, wanna smoke this silly shrub?

yo gurt by ya boi gurt June 11, 2018

Yo gramomma house 

When you are higher than the high you are that you can see yo momma house.

Shit, I'm so high that you can forget yo mama house, I can see yo gramomma house.

Yo gramomma house by PsychobabblesFire March 28, 2020

Yo gram 

Some one who puts the phone way to close to their face

Daniel yo gramed me yesterday on facetime

Yo gram by Capski February 12, 2021

yo grandma snoozing

way to insult your homies dead grandma in a nice matter.

Guy 1: ay your new fade looks ass
Guy 2: man shut up, that's why yo grandma snoozing

yo grandma snoozing by Archiea December 13, 2021