A relationship where neither of you are real friends even though you know each other for far too long. You guys know each other fairly well but don't hang out or are actually into each other.
Just a way to friend zone someone.
Just a way to friend zone someone.
by BigJokesOnYou October 31, 2018
by ComesToVeryMind March 22, 2020
Homer: Hey, where's Charlie? How'd he get out of this?
Carl: Uh, he's at home on worker's compensation.
Lenny: Yeah, he got injured on the job and they sent him home with pay. It's like a lottery that awards stupidity.
Homer: Stupidity, eh?
Carl: Uh, he's at home on worker's compensation.
Lenny: Yeah, he got injured on the job and they sent him home with pay. It's like a lottery that awards stupidity.
Homer: Stupidity, eh?
by KingSizedHomer July 9, 2010
side effect of the bourgeois fantasies of some latter day feminists who greet prostitution and pornography with universal, and therefore unmerited, green lights.
sex work is real obviously, and we shouldn't demonize the people who do it. but too many of the fools who are trying to normalize or celebrate it are writing about fantasy, not socio-economic reality.
sex work is real obviously, and we shouldn't demonize the people who do it. but too many of the fools who are trying to normalize or celebrate it are writing about fantasy, not socio-economic reality.
"you wouldn't beleive emma's over-reaction when i said i saw a hooker strolling fifth avenue! she insisted i say sex worker instead."
"man, forget her. the girl is all theory and attitude and no street smarts."
"man, forget her. the girl is all theory and attitude and no street smarts."
by frere ubu January 9, 2008
1. A person, who shares a common work environment, who assists or has similar duties as oneself.
2. Same as 1, but does everything in their power to stop you from getting your job done
2. Same as 1, but does everything in their power to stop you from getting your job done
by Snapdragon August 8, 2003
An employee at a fast food shithole known as mcdonalds. Desparate as hell person. Low pay, low benefeits, shitty hours. As bad as this guy Brian Debartolo or Mike Hunsicker
by Matt Ward February 20, 2004
Yoquanda is such a surface worker, she actually believes delegating the title of a task to her peer via email is an accomplishment .
by skizimus January 31, 2016