Wine Witch

Woman who is a functional alcoholic (drinks more than 1 glass of wine per day)

Typically middle aged with shrivelled tits due to the amounts of alcohol consumption

Tits probably taste like vinegar or lemon juice they are so pickled

She is probably slim though due to substituting food for wine

Have you seen the empty skin bags on that wine Witch?

by VeryVisionary August 19, 2023

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Wine Mom

A Karen, but with Alcohol.

Likes to think her alcoholism makes her funny or quirky, but in truth is a shallow attempt to disguise the fact that they have no personality beyond insipid gossip and booze.

Oh god, another freakin' Wine Mom. She's gonna spill her cheap hooch everywhere talking about how great 50 shades of grey was before passing out in the bathroom like the last ones did.

by Nugget tm May 13, 2020

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wine gine

1. a female version of whiskey dick.

2. the drying out of the vaginal area during intercourse due to intoxication which makes it hard for penal insertion and prohibits sexual intercourse

"Last night, I just rolled back over and went to sleep 'cos Colleen had wine gine."

by artthearc April 4, 2005

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wine tubing

When you drink wine late at nite, start feeling sentimental (maybe even start crying) and begin trolling You Tube for old songs and videos. You then go onto Facebook and start posting the You Tube videos on all your friends and ex-boyfriends Walls.

Friend: Mary Kay Mahopac, why did you post so many corny You Tube videos all over my Wall last nite?

Mary Kay: Lol Sorry, I was wine tubing. But when I woke up this morning I thought I deleted them all. I guess I forgot yours.

Friend: Well the internet called and said "Stop posting sappy videos on people's Walls"

by Mary Kay Mahopac October 27, 2012

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