Windows

A: "I got hacked last night."
B: "No surprise. You run Windows."
by RENEGATUS DOT COM October 20, 2003
mugGet the Windowsmug.

windows

An operating system which uses backslashes in paths (which get confused with escape characters), has a useless terminal, uses the longest damn pathnames and identifiers ever, and has absolutely no modularity whatsoever.

I have spoken.
Windows user: Windows isn't crap - you can carry out complex tasks with months of programming with it.

Sensible person: You can do it with Bash in five minutes.
by xlq January 13, 2007
mugGet the windowsmug.

Windows

In my opinion, Windows is a fairly nice operating system that I haven't had any problems with since we installed XP.
by Alexi November 12, 2003
mugGet the Windowsmug.

Windows

Computer operating system. and BTW my winXP hasn't crashed since i installed it last year
I just installed windows.
by amrit September 15, 2003
mugGet the Windowsmug.

windows

where do you want to go today? - THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!
damn you blue screen on death, im getting a mac
by fleabassuk June 02, 2003
mugGet the windowsmug.

window

An opportunity.When one door closes, you can jump out the window.
Hey she took the window and made a fortune selling snax at the footy.
by Susy the Hot May 31, 2004
mugGet the windowmug.

Windows

Mac OS x kicks Window's ass. That's why Windows' rectum always hurts! :-)
by eura phagg January 09, 2007
mugGet the Windowsmug.