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Well, it's either the true scottsman or I'm abbreviating Alexandria.
Hym "Well, yeah. That. Because it's too many syllables to say. Al. Ex. An. Dri. A. Too many. Not going to say it every time."
Well by Hym Iam May 22, 2026
That was annoying
Well
Well by Pretty&petite May 31, 2026
That was annoying
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Well by Pretty&petite May 31, 2026
A humorous rating system used to express how attractive someone is without actually giving a number. Instead of saying "she's a 7" or "she's a 10," you respond with a drawn-out "well..." The longer and more dramatic the "well," the higher the rating.

Scale examples:

3/10: "weell"
5/10: "wwwweeeeellllll"
8/10: "wwwwwwweeeeeeeeeellllllllll"
10/10 (Kettle Boil): "wwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllll"

Verb: to well (someone)
Colin saw a girl walk into the café and immediately let out a
"wwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllll."
Everyone present agreed that Colin had just performed a full kettle boil.

Usage:

"What do you think of her?"
"Mate... wwwwwwweeeeeeeellllllllll."
"Right, so you'd rag it?."
"Well, yeah"

Kettle Boil: The highest possible well. Reserved for sightings so rare that normal speech is no longer sufficient. 🚨🫖
Well by Daddy Col June 2, 2026

Well-being 

Well-being is a noun which means the state of being comfortable, healthy, or happy. It is used to refer to the physical, psychological, spiritual, social and economic state of an individual or group. It constitutes a measure of the quality of life with high levels giving a positive experience while low levels give rise to dissatisfaction possibly leading to depression or anti-social acts.
Malcolm has an adverse effect on the well-being of his co-workers.
Well-being by AKACroatalin August 22, 2016

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle 

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.
Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.