Pan wanking 

When cooking, you shake the pan backwards and forwards to stir or shake the contents without the use of a utensil.

Mostly done by chefs

"need a spoon?"
"no thanks, i'm happy pan wanking."

Pan wanking by Blue_devil February 28, 2009

Kept you waiting, huh? 

Snake is keeping you waiting, huh? You can't wait any longer. But he continues to keep you waiting, huh?

Where's Snake? I don't know. Probably kept you waiting, huh?

Kept you waiting, huh? by TheBananaFactory September 11, 2020

wasting time 

what I spend 90% of my "work" day doing......how many people, do you suppose, actually work at their job? How many actually earn a paycheck? I certainly don't. I'm not proud of it. It's pathetic, in fact. Thank God for sites like this that can keep me amused for hours.

Five minutes after I arrive at work, I can commence wasting time.

wasting time by fuckface October 14, 2003

booty call waiting 

(noun) When the person you are sleeping with enters into a relationship with someone else and you have to wait for it to end in order to continue having sex with them.

She found herself a man, and I got put on booty call waiting.

booty call waiting by Big MAC w/ special sauce aka Al Havanother December 25, 2007

Wanking Time 

A period of time in a day, or over multiple days, designated specifically for premeditated wanking. Often used by, and possibly invented by the British. Is more sophisticated than random wanking because of a longer period of time for preperation and clean-up.

"Sorry but in less than an hour its wanking time, I just can't meet with you today"

Wanking Time by nubcake October 16, 2006

wanking face 

The face one pulls while in the act of masterbating

Lol you should see martins wanking face, it looks like his seen a ghost and got a wheelbarrow up his ass

wanking face by mitch00uk March 31, 2015

time wasting 

the thing your dong right now looking at this

googleing stuff is time wasting

time wasting by bogger1999 December 12, 2013