by Worsley October 5, 2022
Wage Mom is used to describe your female boss who cares about you like a mom, but still pays you at the end of the month. It could also be used to ironically make fun of your male boss.
Andrew: "Hey man, wanna meet after work today?"
Bruce: "Sorry man, my wage mom asked me to do overtime."
Bruce: "Sorry man, my wage mom asked me to do overtime."
by YeetBoiEpicDab69 March 30, 2022
Nathanual: So sad Fabian couldnt join us in St.Ropez this year, do you know what happened to him?
Gregory: I hear his firm has capped bonuses at £300,000 so he's had to have a quiet one!
Nathanual: But...but how can they (trembling with indignation)? Thats below chinimum wage! Its cruel! Its practically slavery!
Gregory: I know Nat. You're preaching to the choir but the cost-of-living-well crisis has reached us now. The world is falling apart!
Nathanual: At this rate Portland Place will be empty next year!
Gregory: I hear his firm has capped bonuses at £300,000 so he's had to have a quiet one!
Nathanual: But...but how can they (trembling with indignation)? Thats below chinimum wage! Its cruel! Its practically slavery!
Gregory: I know Nat. You're preaching to the choir but the cost-of-living-well crisis has reached us now. The world is falling apart!
Nathanual: At this rate Portland Place will be empty next year!
by Curious Beast August 31, 2023
The minimum effort a woman gives back to a simp. (one-word replies and sends you the same posts she puts on her stories)
by chodemode 39 September 7, 2020
A psychotic break or mental breakdown caused by prolonged exposure to a monotonous, unrewarding, tedious, or otherwise mind-numbing workplace, typically (but not necessarily) one considered to be entry-level, or one that pays minimum "wage."
At Walmart this morning, I caught an eyeful of the wage rage, an employee was really waging out; I found them crying and screaming in the bathroom.
by BigDungo November 11, 2021
by Jarcovitch September 23, 2022
"What?! You want me to clean that funky toilet with this nasty, hairy, dry sponge and without plastic gloves?
No, no, no ... not even for double the monkey wage you pay me!"
No, no, no ... not even for double the monkey wage you pay me!"
by wordbird June 29, 2006