6 definitions by Curious Beast
A portmanteau of the term ‘digital-nomad’ used to describe workers with no fixed location who use their freedom to travel the worlds most remote areas that are able to maintain strong internet connections
Favoured for its snappy linguistic structure and reference to the Japanese Digimon trend.
Favoured for its snappy linguistic structure and reference to the Japanese Digimon trend.
Bro 1: Where do you work, bro?
Diginom: Last week I was in Madeira, now I’m in Cape Town.
Bro 1: Wait, what? But where is your office?
Diginom: Wherever my laptop is bro, I’m a diginom.
Bro 1: Dang! I hate you bro! Do you actually get any work done?
Diginom: Not really. I’m about to get fired.
Diginom: Last week I was in Madeira, now I’m in Cape Town.
Bro 1: Wait, what? But where is your office?
Diginom: Wherever my laptop is bro, I’m a diginom.
Bro 1: Dang! I hate you bro! Do you actually get any work done?
Diginom: Not really. I’m about to get fired.
by Curious Beast March 4, 2023
The art of luring a prospective partner to bed, often with over-dramatic implications of an epoch-defining sexual encounter, before abruptly changing course and either 'shuffling' out of the situation or using it as leverage to make previously unclarified demands.
So called because of its avid use amoung the people of Fulham.
Popular additions include pretending to pass out (If in doubt!), claiming apparnet surprise at your partners intentions or making exagerated claims about your own morality. e.g. Not before i'm married!
Added points are available for 'shuffles' acheved later into a given encounter and for gaslighting the individual into believing that expectations of sex where delusionally created by them.
So called because of its avid use amoung the people of Fulham.
Popular additions include pretending to pass out (If in doubt!), claiming apparnet surprise at your partners intentions or making exagerated claims about your own morality. e.g. Not before i'm married!
Added points are available for 'shuffles' acheved later into a given encounter and for gaslighting the individual into believing that expectations of sex where delusionally created by them.
Chin 1: I saw you leave with Tanya last night. Any action?
Chin 2: Nah bro, she fulham shuffled me. Hard!
Chin 1: How so?
Chin 2: I wasnt that interested tbh but she spent all night talking about how she gives the best blowjobs and she couldnt wait to show me.
Eventually we got to mine, we kissed a little and half naked on her knees looking up at me with my cock in her hand she goes. 'What!, you think we are hooking up! I'm not that kind of girl. Arrh, men are such pigs!' and storms out.
Chin 1: Damn bro, you got shuggled hard!
Chin 2: Thats not even the worst of it. She's been messaging me all day asking when I'm taking her on a date!
Chin 1: Ha ha ha! You have to stop dating Fulham girls, they crazy!
Chin 2: Preach!
Chin 2: Nah bro, she fulham shuffled me. Hard!
Chin 1: How so?
Chin 2: I wasnt that interested tbh but she spent all night talking about how she gives the best blowjobs and she couldnt wait to show me.
Eventually we got to mine, we kissed a little and half naked on her knees looking up at me with my cock in her hand she goes. 'What!, you think we are hooking up! I'm not that kind of girl. Arrh, men are such pigs!' and storms out.
Chin 1: Damn bro, you got shuggled hard!
Chin 2: Thats not even the worst of it. She's been messaging me all day asking when I'm taking her on a date!
Chin 1: Ha ha ha! You have to stop dating Fulham girls, they crazy!
Chin 2: Preach!
by Curious Beast August 31, 2023
Nathanual: So sad Fabian couldnt join us in St.Ropez this year, do you know what happened to him?
Gregory: I hear his firm has capped bonuses at £300,000 so he's had to have a quiet one!
Nathanual: But...but how can they (trembling with indignation)? Thats below chinimum wage! Its cruel! Its practically slavery!
Gregory: I know Nat. You're preaching to the choir but the cost-of-living-well crisis has reached us now. The world is falling apart!
Nathanual: At this rate Portland Place will be empty next year!
Gregory: I hear his firm has capped bonuses at £300,000 so he's had to have a quiet one!
Nathanual: But...but how can they (trembling with indignation)? Thats below chinimum wage! Its cruel! Its practically slavery!
Gregory: I know Nat. You're preaching to the choir but the cost-of-living-well crisis has reached us now. The world is falling apart!
Nathanual: At this rate Portland Place will be empty next year!
by Curious Beast August 31, 2023
A holding text or communication of little relevance used to fill gaps in, string along or re-ignite conversation with a would be lover when you have no actual content to share with them.
The message in question often contains a photo or reaction to a mundane or everyday object of little relevance to either party, such as a pet dog. The more mundane or irrelevant the exclamation, the gayer the dog.
The message in question often contains a photo or reaction to a mundane or everyday object of little relevance to either party, such as a pet dog. The more mundane or irrelevant the exclamation, the gayer the dog.
Chad 1: Are you still texting that lady from the club the other night?
Chad 2: Nah bru, not really. I let that one slide.
Chad 1: Best to keep these things warm. You never know when it might come in usefull. Nothing strenuous, just drop the odd Gay Dog from time to time.
Chad 2: Yea, you're right. I've got a picture of a sunset somwhere I can send her. I will do that now. Thats for keeping me sharp bro.
Chard 1: Peace.
Chad 2: Nah bru, not really. I let that one slide.
Chad 1: Best to keep these things warm. You never know when it might come in usefull. Nothing strenuous, just drop the odd Gay Dog from time to time.
Chad 2: Yea, you're right. I've got a picture of a sunset somwhere I can send her. I will do that now. Thats for keeping me sharp bro.
Chard 1: Peace.
by Curious Beast March 17, 2023
An academic theory that proposes that because money is a social construct, the wielder of this knowledge can somehow change their socio-economic status or identity through self-identifying as something different.
Individuals who identify themselves whithing this theory are often refered to as Income Non-Binary.
Individuals who identify themselves whithing this theory are often refered to as Income Non-Binary.
Gurl 1: You can't afford that Stacy!
Stacy: Did you just assume my income!?
Gurl 1: We have the same job Stacy, I know exactly what you earn!!
Stacy: Wealth is a social construct. You need to free your self from those repressive expressions.
Gurl 1: Here we f** go again!
Stacy: You really need to read those papers I sent you on Critical Wealth Theory. It will change the way you see money forever.
Gurl 1: Sure Stacy, whatever you say!
Stacy: Did you just assume my income!?
Gurl 1: We have the same job Stacy, I know exactly what you earn!!
Stacy: Wealth is a social construct. You need to free your self from those repressive expressions.
Gurl 1: Here we f** go again!
Stacy: You really need to read those papers I sent you on Critical Wealth Theory. It will change the way you see money forever.
Gurl 1: Sure Stacy, whatever you say!
by Curious Beast March 17, 2023
Someone whose their spending habits and wealth expression do not align to their status assigned at birth.
Carinio: You can't afford 2 weeks on a yaught in Turkey?
Mariemme: Watch me!
Mariemme: Oh shiz, my card bounced. Ugh global capitalism just does not accept me for who I am. Why should not having any money stop me from living the way I feel! It is so hard being income non-binary!
Mariemme: Watch me!
Mariemme: Oh shiz, my card bounced. Ugh global capitalism just does not accept me for who I am. Why should not having any money stop me from living the way I feel! It is so hard being income non-binary!
by Curious Beast September 7, 2023