An unbelievably hot man, usually Russian. on the short side of the scale, Val is the coolest guy around. Done mess with val or hell send his Russian dog after you.
by Nargoth.theripper October 5, 2020
Valentin sucks he is the worst friend and boyfriend he doesnt talk to you wjen he is witg his friends but in snapchat he acts like nothing happened he is fake as fuck he thinks he is shit but he a snitch avoid Valentin
by Beat friens May 10, 2019
When you wish someone could be your Valentine, but they are Valentines with someone else. You are their non-Valentine Valentine's because even though you really Iike them, you are a boss ass biatch and you refuse to be someone's Valentine who already as another Valentine. Hence: non- Valentine Valentine.
You're going on a Valentine's dinner date with your ex? I can't be your Valentine! I'm your non- Valentine Valentine.
by rogueshine February 1, 2015
by SmokeANigga March 1, 2018
White boy, which likes black dicks. He has no fat in his body, however this piece of shit is still alive somehow. His head and hair look like a dick together. He is French-American.
by nigga boiiiii November 20, 2018
Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States and the antagonist of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run. Known for his charisma of a true politician and his ideals to the point you can think of him as the true hero of the part. Uses the iconic stand named after the AC/DC hit song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (aka D4C or Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price if you would like the censored version). D4C has the ability of Dimensional Traveling when Funny is between two objects letting Funny use infinity versions of himself to finish his acts and as a last resort option when a version of him takes fatal damage. D4C offensive ability consists of taking two of the same people/objects from different dimensions, let them make contact and this results in disintegration of the people/objects. Funny Valentine/D4C also gain another ability at the end of the part known as Love Trains which creates a pocket dimension around Funny so Funny cannot take any type of damage and bad luck literally will go away from him to another person at will/random.
1.
X: Funny Valentine is the best villain
2.
X: "Would make America Great in the first place if it wasn't for a crippled man."
Y: "Yeah, he did nothing wrong man"
X: Funny Valentine is the best villain
2.
X: "Would make America Great in the first place if it wasn't for a crippled man."
Y: "Yeah, he did nothing wrong man"
by Sospicion July 24, 2019
the hottest most beautiful girl that went to Hollywood Arts. Known for her red hair, amazing voice, dumb thoughts, and her acting. She now lives with Samantha Puckett babysitting kids.
by Nicholas Cors December 4, 2013