One Two, Buckle my Shoe

A meme that became popular on TikTok in Early April because of a video that generated a lot of attention and started the trend.

The whole TikTok trend goes like this:
"One, Two, Buckle my Shoe.

Three, Four, Buckle Some Moreeeee.
Five, Six, Nike Kicks!"

Yo, Yo Bro Come Over Here.

Come Over Here.
Check Out My Shoes,
They're the brand new...

One Two, Buckle my Shoe...

One Two, Buckle my Shoe by ThatDragonixVR April 28, 2023

One Fucking Two Seconds 

1. A measure of time.

2. More specifically, the amount of time it would take "Diesel Dan" to fuck up someone who has pissed him off.

3. This unit of time, being so quick, has yet to be calculated to an exact length. Still, researchers and witnesses to an event lasting one fucking two seconds have concluded that it is undoubtedly shorter than a New York minute, blink of an eye, two shakes of a lambs tail, and Superman in flight, which also by default makes it faster than a speeding bullet.

"Fuck that. I'll fuck him up in one fucking two seconds!"

One Fucking Two Seconds by Road Block June 11, 2006

One Two Buckle My shoe 

One Two Buckle My Shoe is a new meme by edmondx but it is actually a nursery rhyme invented in the late 1800s.

YO BRO COME OVER HERE COME OVER HERE CHECK OUT MY NEW SHOES THEYRE THE BRAND NEW ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE THREE FOUR BUCKLE SOME MORE FIVE SIX NIKE KICKS HOHOHOHO THAT IS SO FIRE

One Two Buckle My shoe by OneTwoBuckleMyShoeThreeFour May 30, 2023

One two up the shoot 

When you conduct a sexual practise in a sneak manner in a public area or around people.

Yo dude I just did the cheeky one two up the shoot to my girlfriend on the train.

One two up the shoot by H0rnee t33n January 11, 2022

one two buckle my shoe 

You shove a shoe buckle up your urethra. An act typically performed by "close" friends.

I told his girlfriend that fixing his relationship would just take the good ol one two buckle my shoe.

one two buckle my shoe by TotallyNotMattsFriends August 9, 2017

Two in pink One in the stink

When sticking your index and middle finger into her cooter and your thumb ine her booter.

As Leni bent over Barrett stuck both fingers all the way in her Pink then also his thumb in her Stink .

Two in pink One in the stink by Litch, Andy, Michelle, & Lacy Martin July 27, 2003

zero one two three four five six seven eight nine

The numbers spelled out

The word “zero one two three four five six seven eight nine” is not used in a sentence. It’s used to spell out the numbers 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 instead of writing them as digits.

zero one two three four five six seven eight nine by bluestinger66 September 2, 2022