by Gerald G. Geoffrey January 31, 2019
by Kitchen daddy September 1, 2021
term used to show up those who call you a "smut muffin" thinking you're too blonde too figure out that its an insult. tums is simply smut backwards, and cupcake is just a way of mimicking the "smut muffin" phrase and one uping it by adding frosting. "tums cupcakes" are generally people too sheltered or stuck up to realize how obvious the insult is, and are usually the aggressor of the situation, calling their victims smut muffin freely not aware of the consequences.
ass: "youre just a smut muffin."
smartie: "I know thats an insult you tums cupcake. just because my hair is blonde doesnt mean im not smart enough to see through your dumb insults. read a dictionary."
ass: "why are we talking about tums? does your stomach hurt?"
smartie: "wouldnt you like to know."
smartie: "I know thats an insult you tums cupcake. just because my hair is blonde doesnt mean im not smart enough to see through your dumb insults. read a dictionary."
ass: "why are we talking about tums? does your stomach hurt?"
smartie: "wouldnt you like to know."
by smutmuffin10 January 6, 2012
Fellatio that is given on a piece of poo that is sticking a quarter inch out of you or your partners bum.
by Dick van Jovi September 14, 2010
When you're eating lunch, and it tastes so good that you can't contain yourself; A succulent food that tastes very nice.
by LunchMann December 28, 2017
tum and dick. sick
by Stuart Dobbing October 16, 2004
Used in Lindsborg, Kansas, a part of the "language" of sarcasm, used as a way of saying something is extremely and utterly gay
by handles September 20, 2006