A moonshiner's toothpick is a coon dick
by Coonhunter12 January 30, 2021
Prior to the blowjob, she spits in your face and calls you a loser with a tiny dick. So you knock out her two front teeth and facefuck her.
by Jimmy The Clown March 15, 2022
Hitting a tree, or telephone pole or any large stationary object made of wood, with your car or truck.
Matt - What happened to the front end of your pickup?
Justin - Went around a curve too fast and ending up making toothpicks.
Matt - That sucks, those trees will jump out from nowhere.
Justin - Went around a curve too fast and ending up making toothpicks.
Matt - That sucks, those trees will jump out from nowhere.
by Random Killer June 6, 2011
The tow truck driver showed up and said he'd get the girls car fixed with a toothpick smile. They were never seen again...
by von groovy May 12, 2019
by Jimmy887222 September 27, 2020
A small wooden stick usually carried in a plaid shirt or jacket, and often can be found on the floor of a pickup truck. Rednecks often chew on these to prove themselves as men, or to attrack a redneck mate.
Also can be used to fool people into thinking that you are not drunk
Also can be used to fool people into thinking that you are not drunk
Officer: Sir have you been drinking tonight? Your truck was all over the road.
Redneck Driver: No sir, just chewin a minty toothpick, y'all want one? There minty!
Redneck Driver: No sir, just chewin a minty toothpick, y'all want one? There minty!
by redneckhillbilly February 18, 2010
Brad thought sending me his toothpick jar would win me over, but I just reported them for child pornography.
by Richard Thunder May 13, 2020