Ferret

In cricket, a batsman low dowm the batting order. So named because he goes in after the rabbits.

Commentator: "Courtney Walsh strolling to the crease now, a ferret if I ever saw one, sure to get another duck."

by umpirestrikesback February 23, 2005

Ferret

Retarded and physical handicaped cousin from the pole cat.

The ferret is not as smart and agile as the pole cat, but a related species, it never seems to become adult and stays very playfull.
When the ferret runs and jumps, it often hits doors, walls etc by clumsieness, it can't hunt as efficient as the pole cat can etc.

by Podenco May 3, 2006

Ferret

Like an otter but will nibble your dick in the dark while you're asleep.

I was a sleep and the ferret took my dick while I was sleeping.

by Von D February 13, 2018

Ferret

An insult that has the same meaning as 'idiot', 'scaredy cat' or an unpopular person.

Awww, look at that kid, he's a full on ferret!

by not a ferret July 1, 2010

ferret

a derogatory term for a trendy mullet.

look at the ferret on that trendy asshole

by cunkcore July 9, 2005

ferret

when someone over uses something the are a ferret

"scotts a ferret, he nibbles that skatepark to much, he needs to ride some trails!!"

by cellardoor4130 May 21, 2005

ferret

The hair on your butthole when there is not quite hair all around your checks... this is called the ferrett, becuase it looks similar to a ferrett.

Friend A: I have no hair on my butt checks but i do have hair on my butthole.
Friend B: Oh man you have the ferret, sweet!!!

by Ferrett masta December 11, 2005