Turtle Spear

A thin hollow tube of plastic for drinking liquids, also know as a straw. Occasionally found in the stomachs of animals and in the noses of turtles.

Starbucks Barista: How can I help you?
Jeremy: Can I get a Grande Iced Caramel Macchiato, minus the turtle spear?
Starbucks Barista: ...Excuse me?
Jeremy: A Turtle Spear.. you know, the thing used to drink your overpriced coffee and kill turtles?
Starbucks Barista: Ooh a straw! Sure thing.
Jeremy: Thank you! Just trying to save the world.

by @ComedicWizard April 8, 2019

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Clitney Spears

Clitney spears is when a photographer takes a picture of a girl, not knowing the girl is flashing her twat on camera. Sometimes occasionally, if the camera man is a dick, he will publish the picture online to thousands of people around the world to see. Common in Hollywood.

Girl 1 - I went to Hollywood on vacation, Some perv asked me to get my picture taken and I was piss drunk and flashed my Vagina right before the snap shot. Now Im suddenly popular on the internet.

Girl 2 - Oh shit, You totally gave that mother fucker a clitney Spears.

by Timpunk667788554 January 26, 2009

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Chicken Spears

An exclamatory phrase that can be yelled by fags in an attempt to gain attention from nearby people.

Man riding by on ultraloud motorcycle "Chicken Spears! Chicken Spears! Chicken Spears!"

by Beavermatic April 1, 2011

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Burning Spear

One of the most brilliant and respected roots artists in Jamaica's history, Burning Spear (aka Winston Rodney) has unleashed a host of classic dread records over the years. Part Rastafarian preacher, part black historian, more than any other roots artist, Burning Spear has illuminated Rastafarianism in song, sharing his beliefs with an avid public.

Burning Spear is one of the most accomplished Reggae artists today.

by osi November 22, 2005

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tip of the spear

An American idiom commonly used in military operations to mean the first soldiers to go into a war zone. In common usage it means the first to venture into a new endeavor. A trailblazer.

When it comes to creating new technologies, Steve Jobs was the tip of the spear.

by Moffrogangus September 5, 2015

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