Typically used to describe a stupid person, however the they're just hiding the doctor spudnik from you. dont trust 'em
by TheBananananananannanana July 15, 2020
If someone gets a haircut that is considered bad they may be considered a spud as in they’re haircut is so bad they are ultimately compared to a potato
James: sometimes i just feel like i look like a bit of a spud.
Adam: (sarcastically) whaaaaaat no way
Adam: (sarcastically) whaaaaaat no way
by no.u.fam October 12, 2018
Any young individul who has not hit puberty and therefore does not have any hair on his balls. Also, any person whose penis resembles that of a 14 year old's.
Wow Spud, I finally realized why you as a senior is still able to get with all the freshmen girls. They think that you are there age because of your small dick and hairless balls.
by Pimp Master "P" March 3, 2008
by Tetley's March 1, 2005
A type of violent foreplay where one person shoves fistfulls of french fries into another persons mouth as they choke them.
by EspressoJack February 8, 2017
a word used to call something for personal gain or to avoid doing something.the first person to declare spud is the winner or does not have to do the task. everyone else present must proceed to say spud. the last person to say spud must do the task. commonly used in groups of stoned people. similiar to calling spliff when done smoking and your going to pass it on. spliff!...spliff!
someone offers end of their food.. spudthat!!
someone knocks at the door.. spudnot me!! in reference to getting up to answer the door
someone knocks at the door.. spudnot me!! in reference to getting up to answer the door
by smoky37 August 9, 2010
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