Splat cumshot

Much like Boom headshot of FPS Doug fame, Splat cumshot shows that one has achieved total dominance over someone else much like in the manner of ejaculating their face. Degrading.

Pwnee: ofmg u stoopid faygit i kno u uze hax! im guna tel da admin on u n get u band!!111eleventyone

Pwner: Splat cumshot, kthxbai.

by Icky Thump August 27, 2007

Splat Patty

Very similar to a Squat Patty but with a slight difference in that this variation tends to send the toilet water splattering back up on your ass.

After the 6 burritos he had for breakfast, James found himself sitting on the toilet dropping a Squat Patty that he ended up having to use the entire roll of toilet paper cleaning up afterwards.

by Aeryck November 6, 2004

Boston Splats

Rapid and repeated diarrhea occuring late at night following the consumption of Bostons pizza.

"I was up all night with the Boston splats"

"I have the boston splats".

by Heath85 September 29, 2009

splickety splat

Adverb: quickly, to perform with great haste. A term used by suburban white stoners to describe the time frame in which the next round of "bakeage" should commence.

trevor: we should roll another one of those "splickety splat".
nick: okay........................bro...

Cal: dude, man....when we packin this bowl.
nick: dude, chillax im packin this shit "splickety splat".

by Callaro April 2, 2007

Wack and splat

Where one masturbates into their hand, cupping their product in their hand to throw it at an unsuspecting individual.

I just heard that Jimmy got a good wack and splat from Tommy the other night!

by mastamind82 March 6, 2011

Natty Splats

The plopping diarrhea a college student will have after a night of drinking Natural Ice.

Why the long face Jim?
Natty splats.

by Keith Parker May 24, 2006

Tomato Splat

During intercouse (While she's menstruating), you collect all the period blood from your penis and proceed to throw it on her face.

When I tomato splat Rebecca, she low-key loved it.

by TaterMasterbater July 13, 2016