Girl: Did you see Michael Phelps on TV last night?
Guy: Yeah! i heard he changed his last name to Sims so he could be even more awesome than he is now!
Guy: Yeah! i heard he changed his last name to Sims so he could be even more awesome than he is now!
by Mizzomer September 9, 2008
Another word for a ridiculously huge cock , usually on a she-male or rather attractive male of some sort.
by Jordan______S May 17, 2010
by Chlo Shiggy February 12, 2022
An unintelligent person; a moron; a tool. Derived from the PC game, "The Sims," where characters are known to go about their daily activities in strange, or otherwise unorganized ways that don't seem to make much sense to the players.
by Prudence Kiley September 10, 2011
Short for 'simulator'. As used in the online virtual reality software, 'Second Life'. Each 512 square meter area is controlled by a computer called a sim.
by Rusko January 11, 2008
i used to be a regect until i got the sims. now im sexually pleasing to everyone i come in contact with
by sarah April 18, 2004
Awful computer game, where you serve as a god/deity that invokes your will on people too stupid to know when to take a shit, walk to the mailbox, and wake up in time for work.
The adults appear to have a mental illness, and a poor attention span, as they cannot stop chatting about soccer, airplanes, mountains, money, and the local burglar without crying a river, run back into their house, pee over the carpet, and still welcome their guests in to their kitchen, where a thriving colony of roaches and ants are having a squaredance in tile:#3457.
Sometimes the children are smarter and more active than their parents, keeping their fun, comfort, and social levels up, while somehow attaining a genetic trait that grants them immortality. However, if they ever miss a single bus when the time arrives, a humvee arrives to take them to military school.
Often its funnier to make the lives of your "victims" as agonizing as possible, rather than making them successful and prominent members of Simian society.
The adults appear to have a mental illness, and a poor attention span, as they cannot stop chatting about soccer, airplanes, mountains, money, and the local burglar without crying a river, run back into their house, pee over the carpet, and still welcome their guests in to their kitchen, where a thriving colony of roaches and ants are having a squaredance in tile:#3457.
Sometimes the children are smarter and more active than their parents, keeping their fun, comfort, and social levels up, while somehow attaining a genetic trait that grants them immortality. However, if they ever miss a single bus when the time arrives, a humvee arrives to take them to military school.
Often its funnier to make the lives of your "victims" as agonizing as possible, rather than making them successful and prominent members of Simian society.
I built a two story blood-speckled castle for the Weyland family, a tribe of demons visiting Sim-Estates to harvest fresh souls for the summoning of Cthulu. Already in the first 24 hours I had killed 80 Simian men.
Ah the joys of The Sims!
Ah the joys of The Sims!
by Chang Tan May 30, 2005