Shit hit the fan

Term used in Halo 3, when someone is getting pretty pissed off and about to beat some serious ass and throw around some insults.

"Ya, shit hit the fan pretty early in the game, and i owned some serious ass last night."

by Darkrage November 28, 2007

shit hit the door twice

to look or feel wretched, especially when describing a hang over.

"man, i drank so much last night, i feel like shit hit the door twice."

"i woke up so late this morning, i look like shit hit the door twice."

by Arianette June 18, 2008

shit and hit

to simultaneousnessly smoke weed and take a shit. used amongst teenage pot heads who cannot do it anywhere else.

Raul: Yo man, what did you end up doing last night?
Paco: Dawg, i had to shit and hit cause my mom was home. Ended up watching the whole star wars trilogy and munching a weeks supply of groceries, i was faded.
Raul: Word

by cakeslop93 July 9, 2010

when the shit hits the fan

When something really bad is about to go down. The brief moment before a world of pain is brought down upon someone

When someone says Kelly has small eyes but doesn't realise she can hear them. That's when the shit hits the fan.

by didntsaykellyhassmalleyes August 17, 2010

shit n hit

The act of hitting a loaded bowl or joint whilst releasing your bowels in the toilet.

Mom: You sure were in that bathroom a long time.

Son: Relax mom, I was just shit n hittin'.

by chris "hoagie" hoagland January 27, 2009

Shit will hit the fun

The situation will go from normal, to a really fun time. Usually when something crazy and unexpected happens that turns the mood around for everyone.

How about we go skydiving, then we will pull Jim's parachute cord as he is jumping, I'm telling you shit will hit the fun!

by ArtCrew March 9, 2009

the shit will hit the sink

the phrase used by cadets, replacing "the shit has hit the fan" after numerous "incidents"

if you dont wake up, the shit will hit the sink

by smead September 3, 2010