Scrotumize

Applying one's scrote sack to something or someone in an effort to taint or embarass it.

While on deployment my bed was scrotumized by way of bag drag.

by Djabooty January 30, 2010

scrotum

the bestest guy friend in the whole wide world with a giant shlong tom screeton

1. maaan, that tom screetons massive. i want a piece of his scrotum.

by grace and becki May 23, 2008

Scrotums

An obsenitive used by small kittens.

"Scrotums!"
"Oh Scrotums!"
"Scrotumsysocks!"

by Matt Fletcher November 27, 2003

Scrotum sucker

The people who don't approve your word for Urban Dictionary

"Why won't these scrotum suckers ever approve my word!"

by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015

full scrotum

1.Anything that hits you in the face unexpectedly
2.Literally, a ball sack in your face (named for the great French writer, Honoré de Balzac)

1. Yes he loved slapstick, but this creampie was the full scrotum
2. If you are in Taintown, then you know what a full scrotum is

by manshark January 17, 2016

milk scrotum

The convenient elastic mesh pouch in the rear of a SUV which holds a gallon container of milk.

I used to worry about milk spilling in my car every time I went around a corner and the gallon of milk tipped over. Now I just place it into the milk scrotum and never have to worry because it holds it tight and close to the body of the car.

by Sidney's natural resources April 30, 2019

scrotum docker

When someone rubs their scrotum against a dock (mostly wooden ones), which boats tie up to. These are the most sick and twisted people you may ever come across. They will not stop scrotum docking! Not even if their scrotum looks like a sea urchin from having so many splinters in it!

( ex. 1 )

Cameron: ewww! look at that guy, why is he doing that to the dock?!

Jack: because he's a scrotum docker!

Cameron: if he gets a splinter there, wouldn't it hurt?

Jack: no, because his scrotum is very rough and tough skinned now from scrotum docking so much...

( ex. 2 )

Eddie: Is that a sea urchin connected to that guy?

Garrett: No, thats just a guy's scrotum after scrotum docking.

by bigc00n69 June 14, 2011