live-in relations. (Those who are in live-in relations definitely engage in sex. Then why not call it fuck-in relations?)
by Uttam Maharjan 2 June 14, 2014
Dude 1: Hey man, those zombies are fuckin'.
Dude 2: Leave 'em alone. They're having zombical relations.
Undead Bill Clinton: I did not have zombical relations with that undead woman.
Dude 2: Leave 'em alone. They're having zombical relations.
Undead Bill Clinton: I did not have zombical relations with that undead woman.
by Richard Slick October 22, 2008
talking about having sex, or any other sexual acts with the person you are texting as if they were happing right then.
Nick: i would lick you and then i would eat you out.
Molly: then i would give you a blow job and then we would fuck.
Nick: i want you soooo bad!
Nick (to his friend): me and molly totally had textual relations last night!
Molly: then i would give you a blow job and then we would fuck.
Nick: i want you soooo bad!
Nick (to his friend): me and molly totally had textual relations last night!
by baby loveeeee June 12, 2008
by Hercolena Oliver August 29, 2008
It's when your stuck in a really painful relationshit that just wont pass. The only cure is to let it go... or kill the bitch.
Mike: "I've had relation constipation ever since Cindy found out I fucked her sister. Do you think she's gonna dump me once she finds out I have herpes?"
Joe: "No man, you just have a case of the Mondays."
Joe: "No man, you just have a case of the Mondays."
by Organized Chaos August 14, 2009
This is a special kind of relationship, between two long distant people, who have never met in person...usually starting with normal conversation and ending with duel masturbation. On rare occasions it is only a masturbation (phone sex) session. Sometimes only a weekend type of deal.
by dreamer8402 April 17, 2009
1: Where's Jimmy?
2: He's got an illegal alien upstairs.
1: What?
2: International Relations.
1: Man, that guy is a true Sex Ambassador.
2: He's got an illegal alien upstairs.
1: What?
2: International Relations.
1: Man, that guy is a true Sex Ambassador.
by archimedest July 27, 2006